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Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« on: June 21, 2012, 10:26:18 PM »
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2012, 11:44:54 PM »
Why...

Why...

Why do they disrobe before going zombie?

And will movie zombies have to be naked, now?
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 12:20:00 AM »
You know, it's a little different when it happens 200 miles away and when it happens less than 20 miles away...  what caliber for zombies again?  :O :O
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2012, 12:41:39 AM »
Quote from: Tim L on June 22, 2012, 12:20:00 AM
You know, it's a little different when it happens 200 miles away and when it happens less than 20 miles away...  what caliber for zombies again?  :O :O

It doesn't matter, as long as you can make head-shots with it.  .22LR should be adequate, but I hate to trust rimfire ammo.  (if you do, CCI MiniMags seem to be the best that's reasonably priced)  Do you have a .30 Carbine, or .223, or an AK or SKS?

Good old .30-30 is a good one if you can carry enuf ammo and reload in a hurry.

Until I got a Mini-14, my zombie gun was a Marlin 1894C loaded with .357 Magnum lead wadcutters (full-power, not target loads)

I'm taking this question way too seriously, aren't I?   [tinfoil]
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2012, 01:49:17 AM »
^ Nope, nope, not at all. Started practicing head shots again 'cause of this stuff.



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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2012, 09:20:23 AM »
I always believed that the shotgun was the best bet for up close and personal with a zombie.  A blast to the head should prove effective.

Personally, I'm thinking that I may need to take down that sword I have hanging on the wall for decoration in the man-cave and putting an edge on it.  Just in case.

If you need me, I'll be at the store buying ammo...
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2012, 11:06:16 AM »
Quote from: fistful on June 21, 2012, 11:44:54 PM
Why...

Why...

Why do they disrobe before going zombie?

And will movie zombies have to be naked, now?

From what I've read, the drug "bath salts" seriously increases your body temperature. Hence the disrobing.
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 04:40:40 PM »
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2012, 04:54:54 PM »
Quote from: Chris on June 22, 2012, 09:20:23 AM
I always believed that the shotgun was the best bet for up close and personal with a zombie.  A blast to the head should prove effective.

Personally, I'm thinking that I may need to take down that sword I have hanging on the wall for decoration in the man-cave and putting an edge on it.  Just in case.

If you need me, I'll be at the store buying ammo...

I prefer an AR in 5.56 or M1 Garand in 30.06 at a long distance.  I don't want them in shotgun or sword fighting range.  Much, much too close. 
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2012, 04:56:51 PM »
That synthetic bath salts *expletive deleted*it ain't no joke.

I've heard multiple examples of people going crazy on it, besides the famous face eating and *expletive deleted*it. One of the more gruesome stories is a guy on it plucked his own eyeball out and ate it.

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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 04:57:33 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on June 26, 2012, 04:40:40 PM
Another one, this time in Texas.  Man on synthetic drugs kills and eats the family dog.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/national/another-zombie-like-attack-man-eats-family-dog-after-police-say-he-ingested-synthetic-drug-k-2#ixzz1ysDMduO3

Doesn't say he was naked, so I don't think it counts...  (or maybe they are mutating  [tinfoil] )
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 07:59:22 PM »
The very large West Coast healthcare system for which I work did a recent seminar on this very topic for emergency room personnel.  I went to the seminar to see what I could learn. Absolutely amazing stories of what these patients are capable of but they often present as not much different than patients whacked out on coke, ecstasy or meth.  The supportive treatment is pretty much the same, since there is no antidote, per se, for bath salts.
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 08:09:28 PM »
Quote from: fistful on June 21, 2012, 11:44:54 PM
Why...

Why...

Why do they disrobe before going zombie?

And will movie zombies have to be naked, now?
Because, being a polite zombie you wouldn't want to stain your cloths and lack the motor skills necessary to affix a bib.
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Re: Another zombie outbreak in Florida.
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2012, 08:39:38 PM »
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I always believed that the shotgun was the best bet for up close and personal with a zombie.  A blast to the head should prove effective.
Well yeah, but its the other 75 zombies behind the first 4 that you'd have to worry about. :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1R0nRTyci0&feature=related
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