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ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« on: July 04, 2012, 09:39:53 PM »
I am under orders to rid the house of "stuff." Such assignments are extremely difficult for me because, as all real men know, "stuff" that hasn't been used or even looked at for ten years will automatically be urgently needed with 48 hours of having been disposed of. Nonetheless, dispose I must.

Amongst the detritus I found a pile of old computer software binders. For those old enough to have encountered such, remember when computers and software came in actual boxes, with printed documentation on real paper pages? And the higher class stuff was on 5-1/2 x 8-1/2 looseleaf pages in a nice, 3-ring, hard-cover binder WITH a hard slipcase. Yeah, some of you remember, I'm sure.

I have a pile of the binders and slip cases. Does anyone have a need (or even a "want") for such? Anybody who wants them can have them for the cost of shipping. I just hate to throw them away (which explains why they've been sitting in the same corner for twelve years).
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2012, 09:51:56 PM »
Someday, someone will find a book and wonder what the hell it is  ;/
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2012, 10:47:05 PM »
I am under orders to rid the house of "stuff." Such assignments are extremely difficult for me because, as all real men know, "stuff" that hasn't been used or even looked at for ten years will automatically be urgently needed with 48 hours of having been disposed of. Nonetheless, dispose I must.

Amongst the detritus I found a pile of old computer software binders. For those old enough to have encountered such, remember when computers and software came in actual boxes, with printed documentation on real paper pages? And the higher class stuff was on 5-1/2 x 8-1/2 looseleaf pages in a nice, 3-ring, hard-cover binder WITH a hard slipcase. Yeah, some of you remember, I'm sure.

I have a pile of the binders and slip cases. Does anyone have a need (or even a "want") for such? Anybody who wants them can have them for the cost of shipping. I just hate to throw them away (which explains why they've been sitting in the same corner for twelve years).

<snort>  I've got a binder or two with "Cromemco" on the cover.  (You'll probably need to look them up.  They've been gone for a long time.)

And binders for TRS-80's Z-80 assembler documentation.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2012, 11:13:08 PM »
Lee, I had that too, as well as TRS-DOS & TRS-80 BASIC (both the ROM BASIC and the TRS-DOS enabled versions,)

Oh god, I remember Scripsit & Visicalc.... *shudder*
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2012, 01:29:21 AM »
Apple IIe

Ugly green, then amber screen text

Quattro Pro

Lotus 1-2-3

DOS 3.0, 3.5, 5.0, and 6.3

Windows 3.0

Shudder...........
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2012, 01:39:01 AM »
MS-DOS 2.11 and windows 1.0 - gah.
Win 3.0 was actually almost useful - until 3.1.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2012, 09:45:03 AM »
I remember most of those, but back in the 1980s I was still working on old bulldozers and stuff instead of computers.

I actually first taught myself to program using macros on Lotus 1-2-3.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2012, 11:40:06 AM »
BURN THE FLOPPIES !!!!!


Having said that.

I had a Quartto Pro.

I also still have my COBOL, RPG, Assembler and DBaseIII books.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2012, 11:46:38 AM »
BURN THE FLOPPIES !!!!!



Monday I had someone come in with a 5.25 floppy, wanting something off it.  Date on the label was in 1987.

I actually had a 5.25 at home, never used.  Managed to find a floppy cable with the card edge connector.  And a computer with BIOS that supported 5.25.  And diddled the jumpers on the drive so it got seen as A: (no second floppy in BIOS, card edge connector was for b:).  Alas, nothing visible on the disk.   There's an off chance, given the age, that it was made with an Apple II, in which case he's SOL anyway.

They wanted someone's resume, to help with writing his obituary.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2012, 07:47:06 PM »
BURN THE FLOPPIES !!!!!


Having said that.

I had a Quartto Pro.

I also still have my COBOL, RPG, Assembler and DBaseIII books.

Scout, remember this?



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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2012, 07:56:04 PM »
Monday I had someone come in with a 5.25 floppy, wanting something off it.  Date on the label was in 1987.

I actually had a 5.25 at home, never used.  Managed to find a floppy cable with the card edge connector.  And a computer with BIOS that supported 5.25.  And diddled the jumpers on the drive so it got seen as A: (no second floppy in BIOS, card edge connector was for b:).  Alas, nothing visible on the disk.   There's an off chance, given the age, that it was made with an Apple II, in which case he's SOL anyway.

They wanted someone's resume, to help with writing his obituary.

Wait a sec, do you still have that floppy?

If so, go download an emulator.  Lots of emulation software has utilities to move data from old Apple formats over to a PC filesystem.  Converting it shouldn't be too hard, either.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2012, 09:16:03 PM »
Wait a sec, do you still have that floppy?

If so, go download an emulator.  Lots of emulation software has utilities to move data from old Apple formats over to a PC filesystem.  Converting it shouldn't be too hard, either.


Except that a 5-1/4" floppy is probably so old that there isn't any magnetic image remaining. I've had commercial software media on 5-1/4" floppies go bad within two or three years of purchase. Can your drive run a CHKDSK on the floppy? That might at least tell you if it's in a recognizable format but just too faded to be read.

I used to have a PCTools utility that included a special type of recovery switch for their format command. Instead of reformatting the diskette by erasing all the data, it progressively read each track, reformatted the track, then restored the data. It was able to rescue a number of marginal disks. I might still have an old floppy somewhere with that utility on it, if it would help. Although a DEFRAG might accomplish much the same task.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2012, 09:33:08 PM »
Scout, remember this?





Yes, but they wouldn't let us shoot the computer or the disks....
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2012, 10:17:06 PM »
Wait a sec, do you still have that floppy?

If so, go download an emulator.  Lots of emulation software has utilities to move data from old Apple formats over to a PC filesystem.  Converting it shouldn't be too hard, either.


Nope.  Gave up, and let it go with minimum labor.  The lady said if it didn't work, they'd all just get their heads together and try to remember stuff, which would probably make for a better obituary anyway.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2012, 01:41:23 AM »
MS-DOS 2.11 and windows 1.0 - gah.
Win 3.0 was actually almost useful - until 3.1.

Back when Windows was just a program.
Somewhere I have an unopened copy of 3.1.

1st computer we had was a Commodore 64 complete with a cassette tape for storing programs. The wife and I would spend hours and hours entering programs from computer magazines then more hours debugging to get to play some game with AASCII graphics and text.
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2012, 05:32:16 PM »
Now that the APS protocols regarding thread hijacking have been duly observed ...

Does anybody want a stack of old software binders and slip cases?
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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2012, 07:04:19 PM »
Now that the APS protocols regarding thread hijacking have been duly observed ...

Does anybody want a stack of old software binders and slip cases?

Wait! I didn't get my "my first computer" thread drift in!

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Re: ATTN: "Adult" (i.e. creakingly old) computer dweebs
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2012, 12:02:30 PM »


Thanks anyway, I'm all set... :P
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