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Dances With Goats
« on: July 23, 2012, 12:37:06 AM »
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2012, 01:50:28 AM »
Wow.
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2012, 08:52:01 AM »
Somewhere a young goat is asking "Are you my daaaaaahhhhhhhdddy?"
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2012, 10:31:14 AM »
Well, it is probably safer than trying to commune with the grizzlies, like that Treadwell character did.
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2012, 10:32:41 AM »
And yet another example of what is wrong with our society. The wildlife officials are worried for his safety come hunting season? Really???? Really????
This individual is apparently over the age of 18 and has made a conscious decision to engage in behavior that could put him (and only him) in danger. If he finds danger, then so be it. We have to STOP trying so hard save people from their own stupidity. This isn't grabbing someone's arm who's lost in thought and about to walk into traffic. We all make mistakes or do stupid things on occasion. But this is a CHOICE he made. Let him deal with the consequences of it.

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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2012, 10:45:02 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on July 23, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
Well, it is probably safer than trying to commune with the grizzlies, like that Treadwell character did.

Let's wait and see what happens during the rut.  =D
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2012, 10:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on July 23, 2012, 10:45:02 AM
Let's wait and see what happens during the rut.  =D

That's what I'm afraid of too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2012, 05:28:24 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 23, 2012, 10:46:42 AM
That's what I'm afraid of too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
=D =D =D

That's pretty funny but, I was thinking more of what he would face in competition with the other rams.
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2012, 05:35:15 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on July 23, 2012, 05:28:24 PM
=D =D =D

That's pretty funny but, I was thinking more of what he would face in competition with the other rams.

Hopefully he can dodge when the rams charge him  =)
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2012, 09:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on July 23, 2012, 05:35:15 PM
Hopefully he can dodge when the rams charge him  =)

 :rofl:

I'm wondering if he knows darn well and good that hunting season is coming and that his aim is "save" the goats from the mean hunters.
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2012, 10:07:41 PM »
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  Let him deal with the consequences of it.

The problem is, if a hunter does shoot him, that hunter will feel guilty for a long time.
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2012, 11:18:27 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 23, 2012, 10:46:42 AM
That's what I'm afraid of too.


Well, goats need bitches too.....
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2012, 11:33:14 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on July 23, 2012, 09:02:35 PM
:rofl:

I'm wondering if he knows darn well and good that hunting season is coming and that his aim is "save" the goats from the mean hunters.

That's an interesting possibility, but there's just too many types of stupid to really know what he intends to accomplish. We would be here through next season trying to guess what he is doing.   If he doesn't get his butt perforated by some hunter, maybe someday we'll hear what it was.
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2012, 11:49:48 PM »
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2012, 12:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Antibubba on July 23, 2012, 10:07:41 PM
The problem is, if a hunter does shoot him, that hunter will feel guilty for a long time.

I think the real issue facing such a hunter would be whether or not to mount the costume ...
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2012, 02:00:34 AM »
I sincerely hope you mean "have it stuffed" when you say "mount."
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2012, 01:56:55 PM »
Mystery solved.  He's a hunter working on his technique to get close for an archery hunt.  Or so he says ...

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/24/12926714-mystery-of-utahs-goat-man-is-solved
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2012, 02:03:12 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba on July 23, 2012, 10:07:41 PM
The problem is, if a hunter does shoot him, that hunter will feel guilty for a long time.
I was going to say that he would only feel guilty because he would remember it every time he looked at the trophy on the wall.   :laugh:
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2012, 03:43:24 PM »
still, wearing a goat suit during hunting season?   :rofl:   
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2012, 11:55:14 PM »
Quote from: BryanP on July 24, 2012, 01:56:55 PM
Mystery solved.  He's a hunter working on his technique to get close for an archery hunt.  Or so he says ...

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/24/12926714-mystery-of-utahs-goat-man-is-solved

His plan is to dress up as a goat during hunting season!? 

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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2012, 09:18:52 AM »
If a shepherd gets lonely & "utilizes" a goat....only to find out later that it was a hunter disguised as a goat, is that considered "gay"?.....
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2012, 11:30:58 AM »
No, unfortunate.... [tinfoil]
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Re: Dances With Goats
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2012, 12:27:09 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on July 23, 2012, 10:32:41 AM
And yet another example of what is wrong with our society. The wildlife officials are worried for his safety come hunting season because if he gets hurt then the family will sue.? Really???? Really????
This individual is apparently over the age of 18 and has made a conscious decision to engage in behavior that could put him (and only him) in danger. If he finds danger, then so be it. We have to STOP trying so hard save people from their own stupidity. This isn't grabbing someone's arm who's lost in thought and about to walk into traffic. We all make mistakes or do stupid things on occasion. But this is a CHOICE he made. Let him deal with the consequences of it.



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