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Sindawe

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« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2006, 03:47:15 PM »
Now now jefnvk, think of the children who may be reading this thread. Wink

About my chronological age, lets just say I won't see 40 again, and look off to the far horizon of 50.  Maybe I will get the chance to say to my critics:

You all can go to hell -- I'm going to MARS!

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« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2006, 06:54:15 PM »
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Now now jefnvk, think of the children who may be reading this thread.
Hey, us children have imaginations too Smiley

(especially the children that go to the 80% male Michigan Tech)
I still say 'Give Detroit to Canada'

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« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2006, 08:33:11 PM »
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At age 66, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Hmm. Interesting. Alcohol claims another victim. Cheesy

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« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2006, 09:15:17 PM »
"At age 53, a band of strangely dressed small children will ridicule you until you commit suicide."  Hmm, sounds like I have a career change from healthcare administrator to school teacher.
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« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2006, 03:31:24 AM »
Darth Vader cuts you down in a light sabre battle.
Carbon Monoxide, sucking the life out of idiots, 'tards, and fools since man tamed fire.

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« Reply #30 on: June 17, 2006, 04:00:56 AM »
"At age 87, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. "

Yeah, sounds pretty much like what I expected.