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Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« on: August 23, 2012, 01:57:40 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2012/08/21/world/europe/ap-eu-russia-murder-with-bra.html

 MOSCOW (AP) — Russian investigators say a woman in East Siberia has strangled an elderly neighbor to death with her bra.

The Investigative Committee in Buryatia said in a statement on Tuesday that the 26-year-old woman from the town of Zakamensk, just miles north off the border with Mongolia, has been charged with murder.

Investigators say the woman was drunk on a July evening when she and her boyfriend called on their 65-year-old neighbor for money to buy drinks. Angry that he refused to lend them money, the woman punched him in the face and tried to strangle him with her hands, before taking off her bra and strangling him with it, they say.

The woman is now in custody awaiting the end of the probe, investigators say. Her name was not released.


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Not to be a boob or anything, but I think we should keep abreast of this situation.


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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 01:58:59 PM »
Is this now the Armed Pun Society?

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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 02:00:38 PM »
Fish. Barrel. Moving on...
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 03:09:46 PM »
Not the first time a man was slain with a pushup bra.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 03:42:21 PM »
Titilating thread.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 03:50:36 PM »
I like perky stories.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 03:51:41 PM »
It's a wonder she thought to use the bra.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 03:52:48 PM »
With the recent death of one woman in Siberia, it's now just a bit less nipply there.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 04:35:47 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on August 23, 2012, 03:52:48 PM
With the recent death of one woman in Siberia, it's now just a bit less nipply there.

That was a little pointed, wasn't it?
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 04:45:12 PM »
But well-shaped nonetheless.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 05:27:41 PM »
Well, it's not often that a 65 year old man can get a twenty-something woman to take off her bra  :lol:
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 06:31:17 PM »
There's no way I can support this.....
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 07:54:47 PM »
What a pair of boobs!

Apparently the boyfriend didn't try to separate them.

I hope they both got busted.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 09:35:48 PM »
Awful Pun Society.
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Re: Bra used to commit murder in Siberia
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2012, 02:19:50 AM »
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Investigators say the woman was drunk on a July evening when she and her boyfriend called on their 65-year-old neighbor for money to buy drinks.

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