Test for the Ladies: Am I Wearing Pants?

[BryanP]

After seeing so many women (not even necessarily at Wal Mart!) wearing things that don't qualify as pants, my wife sent me this and I thought you guys might get a laugh.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sly/am-i-wearing-pants?

[BlueStarLizzard]

Yet, despite this, I will continue wearing my yoga pants in public.
Namaste, dude, I'm comfy and I don't give a crap what you say.

I also have been known to wear obviously PJ pants in public.

As for Jegging, tights and leggings... Leggings are ok if the shirt/top you are wearing could double as a really, really mini dress, the other two... Just say no.

(i will say Jeggings are about the dumbest thing i've ever seen. Either wear yoga pants or jeans. The only exception I could possibly make an exception for would have deer skin or synthetic patches on the inside knee and are riding breeches)

[Lee]

They act like camel toe is a bad thing.

[SADShooter]

They act like camel toe is a bad thing.

It's all about context. I don't need or want to know Jabba's gender on sight.

[Jamie B]

They act like camel toe is a bad thing.

Yea, and that short stuff tends to clash with those large black electronic ankle bracelets......

[vaskidmark]

I would just like to thank Buzzfeed and the rest of you for not bringing up lycra/spandex that has passed its elasticity limit.  That stuff should not be used as a substitute for fishnet bodysuits, but there it was, right there in the frozen foods aisle at Wal-Mart.  I tried to get therapy, but the therapist ran out of the room screaming when I tried to explain what had traumatized me.

stay safe.

[BlueStarLizzard]

I would just like to thank Buzzfeed and the rest of you for not bringing up lycra/spandex that has passed its elasticity limit.  That stuff should not be used as a substitute for fishnet bodysuits, but there it was, right there in the frozen foods aisle at Wal-Mart.  I tried to get therapy, but the therapist ran out of the room screaming when I tried to explain what had traumatized me.

stay safe.

I'm just thankful one no longer ever even see's the neon stuff outside a Walmart after dark.

Late 90's, Dad and I went to McDonalds for sustance after a raid on the local bookstore.
However, we where both put off our feed by a ... very  large women wearing neon green spandex pants.

On the plus side (if you can call it that) we were not witness to any camal toe action (although I'm sure there was plenty going on) as the *cough cough* very large lady's gut and blubber effectivly created a skirt around her groin...

[mtnbkr]

That's no cameltoe, that's a mooseknuckle.

Chris

[SADShooter]

That's no cameltoe, that's a mooseknuckle.

Chris

That's no moosenuckle, that's a volcanic caldera. 

[Azrael256]

I would just like to thank Buzzfeed and the rest of you for not bringing up lycra/spandex that has passed its elasticity limit.  That stuff should not be used as a substitute for fishnet bodysuits, but there it was, right there in the frozen foods aisle at Wal-Mart.  I tried to get therapy, but the therapist ran out of the room screaming when I tried to explain what had traumatized me.

Dude!!!  I'm eating!

I was eating.   

[Jamie B]

That's no cameltoe, that's a mooseknuckle.

Chris

Less than elephant toe, eh?

[mtnbkr]

Less than elephant toe, eh?

Chris

[MicroBalrog]

They act like camel toe is a bad thing.

/thread.

[Jamie B]

Chris

Touche'

[Terpsichore]

We needed this chart at work today!  Teen was trying to pass a button down shirt as a dress that if she moved, she would be showing everyone her business and sheer tights. 

[Jamie B]

We needed this chart at work today!  Teen was trying to pass a button down shirt as a dress that if she moved, she would be showing everyone her business and sheer tights. 

Yikes! You hiring? 

[Terpsichore]

Yikes! You hiring? 

Oddly enough, we are. 

[seeker_two]

We needed this chart at work today!  Teen was trying to pass a button down shirt as a dress that if she moved, she would be showing everyone her business and sheer tights. 

Bet her commission was pretty nice that day....

[BryanP]

We needed this chart at work today!  Teen was trying to pass a button down shirt as a dress that if she moved, she would be showing everyone her business and sheer tights. 

Glad to be of service.