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Global Warming Devastates Alaska
« on: June 25, 2006, 04:29:12 PM »
http://www.ecoenquirer.com/Frosty-Cove-Alaska.htm

Pristine Alaskan Glacier Turns Into Tropical Wasteland

(Frosty Cove, Alaska) Few places on Earth have suffered the ravages of global warming more than Alaska. While recent news reports have highlighted accounts of the native Inuits' snowmobiles falling through the ice, threatening their traditional way of life, there are isolated parts of Alaska have been completely transformed by global warming.

Possibly the most frightening example of this climate catastrophe that continues to unfold before the eyes of humanity is the case of Frosty Cove, Alaska. Once dominated by a pristine ice field, with a slowly advancing glacier dumping its frigid cargo into the sea, the Cove's original beauty has been forever lost.


   1986: Frosty Cove's original pristine state featured majestic ice fields and rock outcroppings.



Totally devoid of the ice and magnificent rock outcropping that once adorned the lanscape, Frosty Cove has become the poster child for the ravaging effects of global warming. In the accompanying pair of photographs, taken only twenty years apart, the environmental degradation is immediately obvious. Types of vegetation totally foreign to Alaska have invaded the region, upsetting the delicate ecological balance that once existed. Clouds of mosquitos, once so abundant in the cool moist climate of Alaska, have all but disappeared.


   2006: Frosty Cove's original beauty has been forever lost, now replaced with invasive foreign plant and animal species.




"We have been astounded by the environmental degradation that has occurred at Frosty Cove", said Dr. John Striker, director of Alaska's Cold Preservation Institute. "This level of transformation in only twenty years is sobering -- clearly, global warming has gotten out of hand in Alaska, and now other fragile ecosystems in polar regions are threatened as well".
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2006, 04:30:53 PM »
How horrible! Maybe in a few more decades they'll go back to saying "global freeze!"


It couldn't possibly be that a few hundred years of data isn't sufficient for a planet billions of years old, could it?

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2006, 06:29:10 PM »
I see that there's someone else here who thinks that Global Warming, if we were actually so luckly that it really happened, just might be a good thing.  Cheesy

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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2006, 06:42:24 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2006, 01:37:50 AM »
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While recent news reports have highlighted accounts of the native Inuits' snowmobiles falling through the ice, threatening their traditional way of life, there are isolated parts of Alaska have been completely transformed by global warming.
Anyone else see an oxymoron here???

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2006, 01:52:48 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2006, 02:57:28 AM »
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While recent news reports have highlighted accounts of the native Inuits' snowmobiles falling through the ice, threatening their traditional way of life, there are isolated parts of Alaska have been completely transformed by global warming.
Anyone else see an oxymoron here???
Not necessarily.  I had that reaction at first, but the fact that they're using snowmobiles instead of dog sleds doesn't mean they've entirely changed their way of life.
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2006, 04:31:54 AM »
The comment about snow-mobiles and traditional ways of life entirely fits in with the concept of the article as satire. Sneery satire.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2006, 05:02:41 AM »
Anybody read any of the other articles on that site?  The "Water vapor as pollutant" article is pretty funny.  I saw another one that said something about polar bears suffering from heat exhaustion.
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2006, 06:13:59 AM »
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The comment about snow-mobiles and traditional ways of life entirely fits in with the concept of the article as satire. Sneery satire.
Not that anyone needs to be pointed to this, but here goes:

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2006, 06:23:46 AM »
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I see that there's someone else here who thinks that Global Warming, if we were actually so luckly that it really happened, just might be a good thing.  Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2006, 07:25:34 AM »
I AGREE WITH THE COMEDIAN (I FORGET WHO) THAT SAID LET IT GET HOT, WE'LL GROW ORANGES IN ALASKA!

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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2006, 10:06:25 AM »
We need to take a measured response to the warming trend.

Remember the "Nuclear Winter" scenario?  If were to vaporize Pyongyang with several hundred megatons, we could measure the reflective effects of the dust cloud.  It would give us a good measure of how many cities need to be sacrificed for the good of the world.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2006, 11:31:55 AM »
So when it gets too warm we should just nuke Pyongyang?

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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2006, 01:50:13 PM »
rolleyes Global warming. Another fraudulent contrived crisis to make a buck and exert control.
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2006, 03:30:32 PM »
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Anybody read any of the other articles on that site?
I like reading the articles for the interviewee names they come up with. Like "Professor Boyle" explaining why expanding atmospheric gases due to global warming will increase asteroid strikes.

Plus the reader polls are pretty hilarious. I can't help but approve of a poll that has the choice "Idiots that don't think like me". Finally someone sees it my way!!  Smiley
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