Author Topic: Calista Flockhart to Play Anorexic, Blonde, Conservative Pundit (Read 2842 times)

m1911owner · « **on:** July 24, 2006, 04:10:48 PM »

I see here: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002878132 that Calista Flockhart is going to be playing a blonde, anorexic, conservative pundit on the new ABC show Brothers and Sisters.

She claims that she it not supposed to be Ann Coulter. (I guess I don't understand. Just how many blonde, anorexic, conservative pundits are there for her to be a likeness of?)

This could be interesting. I've always thought that Calista/Ann were very easy on the eyes.

Werewolf · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:44:52 PM »

Quote from: m1911owner

This could be interesting. I've always thought that Calista/Ann were very easy on the eyes.

You're kidding right? Right!

One is, tall lanky and horse faced while the other is a skeleton with skin. I suppose either would be easy on the eyes of a blind man...

K Frame · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:35:00 PM »

Calista was a LOT easier on the eyes before she started running away from the dinner table.

Now she's just got that 'junky bones' think going on.

m1911owner · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Werewolf

You're kidding right? Right! ... One is, tall lanky and horse faced while the other is a skeleton with skin.

OK, it's a deal! You can have the short, fat ones, and I'll take the tall, svelte ones.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:56:32 PM »

Svelte? Calista Flockhart is not svelte. Perhaps you were thinking of Ashley Judd.

Antibubba · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2006, 03:29:29 AM »

She claims that she it not supposed to be Ann Coulter. (I guess I don't understand. Just how many blonde, anorexic, conservative pundits are there for her to be a likeness of?)

Well, Callista is blonde and anorexic, right? It's not like they're gonna have her play Helen Thomas, eh? Wink

roo_ster · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2006, 04:20:29 AM »

Quote from: Antibubba

Well, Callista is blonde and anorexic, right? It's not like they're gonna have her play Helen Thomas, eh?

They'd get Michael Moore for that role.

mfree · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2006, 04:31:51 AM »

There's a line in the sand there where smooth curves get interrupted with knobs of bones and joints; that is the end of svelte and the beginning of lank.

If I can see bones clearly, no thank you.

meinbruder · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2006, 07:50:23 AM »

Quote from: m1911owner

This could be interesting. I've always thought that Calista/Ann were very easy on the eyes.

I didn't think so years ago when she played on that lawyer show. I stopped looking at stick figures when I was in grade school. Ann is pretty in a bony sort of way but they could both use about twenty pounds in the right places if you ask me.
Mike

}:)>

El Tejon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2006, 07:55:29 AM »

I have nothing against long and lanky!:D

Stickjockey · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2006, 08:35:15 AM »

[SirMixaLot] 36-24-36? Huh. Only if she's 5'3"[/SMaL]

Antibubba · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2006, 03:10:54 PM »

Actually, that's pretty funny coming from a guy who calls himself Stickjocky.

crt360 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2006, 04:50:17 PM »

Even though they are both super skinny types, Calista Flockhart is too feminine-looking to play Ann Coulter. I apologize for making fun of her if she has an incurable disease or something, but I swear one of these days I'm going to turn on Fox news and think Bill O'Reilly is hanging with Alice Cooper.

Stickjockey · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2006, 04:09:08 AM »

Quote from: Antibubba

Actually, that's pretty funny coming from a guy who calls himself Stickjocky.

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Of all the different meanings I could come up with for the moniker, "preference of overly thin women" never once entered my mind. I like 'em curvy.

So yeah, it is funny, in an ironic sort of way.

wingnutx · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2006, 08:08:44 PM »

Calista is cute if a bit skinny.

Coulter looks like a bag of antlers.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2006, 08:27:14 PM »

Quote from: wingnutx

Coulter looks like a bag of antlers.

My brother, you are on a roll this evening.

wingnutx · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2006, 08:45:52 PM »

Thanks

Antibubba · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2006, 03:32:46 AM »

wingnutx,

That is the the funniest, yet most apt description I've read in a long time!

lupinus · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2006, 06:14:05 AM »

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One is, tall lanky and horse faced while the other is a skeleton with skin. I suppose either would be easy on the eyes of a blind man...

Dr. Lightswitch, the cheapest plastic surgeon you will ever meet.

crt360 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2006, 08:19:43 AM »

Quote from: wingnutx

Calista is cute if a bit skinny.

Coulter looks like a bag of antlers.

LMAO - I wish I could have come up with such a simple, yet descriptive post.

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Author Topic: Calista Flockhart to Play Anorexic, Blonde, Conservative Pundit (Read 2842 times)