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junk jeans - literally
« on: January 16, 2013, 10:54:04 AM »
Click here: The Hot Child Junk: Jeans Designed With A Man's Anatomy In Mind (PHOTOS)

OMG - it's the return of the codpiece!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 11:09:04 AM »
Not that I want to...  but click where?
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 11:14:11 AM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on January 16, 2013, 11:09:04 AM
Not that I want to...  but click where?

He was laughing so hard he forgot to insert the link.
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 12:39:20 PM »
Quote from: adively on January 16, 2013, 11:14:11 AM
He was laughing so hard he forgot to insert the link.

No, he wanted to link, but his junk got in the way.
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 04:03:01 PM »
There were jeans in the 70's that had a tube on the crotch...

http://michaelmaurer.net/images/eldridgedeparis.jpg
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 04:05:21 PM »
My sincerest apologies.  I must have been laughing so hard I forgot the link - here it is

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/14/hot-child-junk-jeans_n_2473950.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 04:13:46 PM »
First of all, the model is female... Or else he's had a manicure lately.

Second, I strongly disapprove. The temptation for false advertising is something men can't handle. Women are much better at stuffing undergarments. :P
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 06:38:40 PM »
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 08:54:19 PM »

And a new generation learns the meaning of "stuffed codpiece."

A shade cruder than "all hat and no cattle," but it communicates that subtle "manly" deficit.
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2013, 09:19:28 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 16, 2013, 04:13:46 PM
First of all, the model is female... Or else he's had a manicure lately.

Second, I strongly disapprove. The temptation for false advertising is something men can't handle. Women are much better at stuffing undergarments. :P

Why so harsh?  I was hoping to make a killing in the market on facial tissue and sweat socks. :angel:

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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2013, 10:42:53 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on January 16, 2013, 09:19:28 PM
Why so harsh?  I was hoping to make a killing in the market on facial tissue and sweat socks. :angel:

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Men usually look on the bright side when it comes to sex, because when it comes down to it, boobs are boobs and they just want some.

Women, on the other hand...

well, you know that line about "size doesn't matter"? Total lie.

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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 12:13:18 AM »
Just what Derek Smalls needs for his next tour!   
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 12:19:42 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on January 16, 2013, 04:05:21 PM
My sincerest apologies.  I must have been laughing so hard I forgot the link - here it is

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/14/hot-child-junk-jeans_n_2473950.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

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That is so *expletive deleted*ing retarded I dont even know where to begin

Wouldnt be caught dead in those.
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 10:39:44 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 16, 2013, 10:42:53 PM
Men usually look on the bright side when it comes to sex, because when it comes down to it, boobs are boobs and they just want some.

I've always been more of a leg man, myself. And NOT all (female) legs are created equal.
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 12:06:09 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on January 17, 2013, 10:39:44 PM
I've always been more of a leg man, myself. And NOT all (female) legs are created equal.

Yeah, there's usually one a little longer than the other.   ;)
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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2013, 12:27:15 PM »
Dude in this music video has taken this idea to the high-tech extreme . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD5tnb2RBYg

(Note the moose at around 2:18 in the clip . . .   :rofl: )

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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2013, 03:33:41 PM »
Quote from: HankB on January 18, 2013, 12:27:15 PM
Dude in this music video has taken this idea to the high-tech extreme . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD5tnb2RBYg

(Note the moose at around 2:18 in the clip . . .   :rofl: )

 [popcorn]

I knew what band this was without even clicking the link.  :laugh:

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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2013, 06:51:37 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on January 18, 2013, 03:33:41 PM
I knew what band this was without even clicking the link.  :laugh:

And in before someone says "You would." It's okay, I already know.  :angel:

obviously, I've been around you too long... Cause I knew too.
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2013, 07:35:15 PM »
This actually makes total sense. I'm not saying I would wear them, but I can see the appeal.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2013, 11:46:33 PM »
Quote from: Jocassee on January 18, 2013, 07:35:15 PM
This actually makes total sense. I'm not saying I would wear them, but I can see the appeal.


Just buy some Duluth Ballroom jeans. Comfort without the awkwardness
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Re: junk jeans - literally
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2013, 11:53:35 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on January 16, 2013, 04:03:01 PM
There were jeans in the 70's that had a tube on the crotch...

http://michaelmaurer.net/images/eldridgedeparis.jpg

I looked into this "designer" more...turns out the guy was a rapist, a member of the Black Panthers, ambushed cops, crack addict, Presidential candidate...the guy was an all around nutjob!
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OTOH, there wouldn't be a tweeker left in Georgia...

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! AND THROW SOME STEAK ON THE GRILL!
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