Of course he knew you were lying, you're going to hell anyways.
Another instance they tried to accuse my coworker of being an illegal. Barely spoke any spanish, oh and on terminal leave at the time. No *expletive deleted*it born in east LA.
I hated that checkpoint. (Between Corpus and Brownsville)
When the wife and I moved to BPT, they asked to search the Uhaul.
"No you may not"
They weren't prepared for that answer. Agent started to do it anyway I told him he'd better get a damn supervisor before things got ugly.
I was defintely more impetuous in those days.