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« on: August 15, 2006, 04:47:06 PM »
Police Looking for Suspect in Attempted Assaults
August 15th, 2006 @ 4:01pm
(KSL News) -- Provo Police are still looking for a suspect who tried to assault two women over the weekend.

Police say the man tried to grab the women in separate off-campus apartment complexes.

****In both cases, his pants were down and police fear his motive was sexual in nature.****

YA THINK???
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 05:26:03 PM »
Good, that'll make it easier to mace him on the peepee.

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 06:16:57 PM »
I see lots of guys walking around with their pants down.  How will they find him?
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2006, 07:16:17 PM »
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I see lots of guys walking around with their pants down.
I guess I'll be avoiding the St. Louis area.
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2006, 04:33:50 AM »
Reminds me of the first Dirty Hary movie, where the mator is chastising Harry for a shooting incident, and arry Says that when he sees a man chasing a woman with the intention of raping her, he shoots the bastard.  The mayor asks how he knew the guy's intentions, and Harry says (paraphrased) "well, when I see a six foot naked guy chasing a woman with a knife and a hard-on, I know he isn't out collecting for teh Red Cross".