I Love (Most) of My Neighbors

[charby]

If an average cow is 5' at the shoulder and weighs 1500 pounds, then your 200' cow would weigh 60,000 pounds and produce 400 tons of manure a year.  Google isn't helping me figure the size of the average patty though.

Could you imagine how much pasture that bovine would need for food? It's cow pies would be at least a 1/2 ton each.

[dogmush]

I think he's underestimating the mass of a 200' cow's urine stream. I think the gutters don't matter as the steam will just put a hole in the roof and soak the carpets.

[Viking]

I think he's underestimating the mass of a 200' cow's urine stream. I think the gutters don't matter as the steam will just put a hole in the roof and soak the carpets.

Soaking the carpet would be the least of my concerns. If I saw a 200' Beefzilla coming my way, I'm getting my tools  so I can start building an ark, for when the inevitable yellow deluge comes.

[AJ Dual]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7227/7324175536_e18467205c_z.jpg

http://nobodyputsbabyinahorner.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/roy-scheider-jaws.jpg

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