Author Topic: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus  (Read 1567 times)

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http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/05/13/v-print/3395474/north-miami-mayoral-candidate.html

Only in Florida.  I really cannot figure out how to describe this one.  Just click on the link and read it.
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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2013, 12:00:13 PM »
North Miami. Enough said.
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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2013, 01:00:03 PM »
Let's see what oppo research turns up on this Jesus.
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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2013, 01:36:11 PM »
Let's see what oppo research turns up on this Jesus.

Lemme see...

1. Bastard, as he was conceived out of wedlock.
2. Obvious anti-semite, given the disrespectful way he talked to and about Jews.
3. Dangerous revolutionary.
4. Dangerous statist. (Do not let the cognitive dissonance worry you.)
5. Criminal record.
6. Known to consort with folk of low character.
7. Messiah complex.


Obviously, the endorsement of such a person must be firmly and quickly rejected.



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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2013, 08:05:51 PM »
Whoa - wait a second!

I though I was endorsed by Jesus. 

Not fair!  =(
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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 08:14:18 PM »
I'm endorsed by Thor and Odin. Vote for me, and they won't smite you with spears, hammers or other unpleasantries. Also, there'll be mead & pork for all.
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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 11:22:35 PM »
I'm endorsed by Thor and Odin. Vote for me, and they won't smite you with spears, hammers or other unpleasantries. Also, there'll be mead & pork for all.

Given those incentives,  I'm not sure why your religion isn't dominant over all the rest  >:D 

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Re: North Miami mayoral candidate says she was endorsed by Jesus
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 11:24:03 PM »
Since it is Miami, there's a decent chance there's more than one guy there named Jesus.  :P