racist sandwich

[birdman]

Only if the student and the food are of a minority, non-white background.

Sorry, that's not quite correct. White leftist students can also be good people, but ethnic minorities with any perceived sympathy to American "conservatism," are right out. Conservatism of the Islamic variety is acceptable.

Incorrect, to be progressive, the student must be in a "rich" white family, and be forced to bring ethnically diverse food to feed his class, but only those forced into underprivilege by generations of exploitation.

[Jocassee]

I prefer PB by itself also, but if you need to eat it without something to drink, the J does help lube the whole glob through the throat to avoid that painful PB/breadball stickage somewhere just above the stomach.

This.

I required Jelly with the PB. PB by itself had no allure and I preferred my Jelly spread evenly.

[griz]

  What the *bleep* is a "food unit?"

Oh, you poor culturally constrained man.  A food unit is what we say when we don't want to restrict our teaching to foods from a specific race.  If we were to say, for instance, "7 sandwiches" we would be shutting out the victims from other cultures who grew up without sandwiches and are thus not smart enough to learn what a sandwich is.  If we say "7 pints of milk", we are guilty of being unitists by assuming nobody learned about milk in liters or CCs.  Just turn your brain off and assume that you are oppressing someone.  You'll feel better after a while. 

[vaskidmark]

This.

I required Jelly with the PB. PB by itself had no allure and I preferred my Jelly spread evenly.

PB by itself has excellent entertainment value, as well as the ability to save untold amounts of wealth.

#1 - spread PB on the roof of a dog's mouth and tell me how long it takes for you to stop laughing.

#1a - ditto on the roof of a cat's mouth.  Start timing only when all bandages have been applied or bleeding has stopped, whichever occurs first.

#2 - hide costly but apparently foul-tasting medicine the vet says you must get into the insides of the animal.  I lack personal experience but am told this even works with elephants and camels.

#3 - removal of chewing gum products from hair, expensive shag carpet, even more expensive silk and sequined evening wear without resorting to scissors.

stay safe.

[Perd Hapley]

Oh, you poor culturally constrained man.  A food unit is what we say when we don't want to restrict our teaching to foods from a specific race.  If we were to say, for instance, "7 sandwiches" we would be shutting out the victims from other cultures who grew up without sandwiches and are thus not smart enough to learn what a sandwich is.  If we say "7 pints of milk", we are guilty of being unitists by assuming nobody learned about milk in liters or CCs.  Just turn your brain off and assume that you are oppressing someone.  You'll feel better after a while. 

It is blatantly unitist of you to identify 7 sandwiches as 7 food units. Other cultures may consider a sandwich to be only half of a food unit, or they may define a food unit as equivalent to 3/10 of a sandwich.

[French G.]

Well if a PBJ sandwich is racist where does that leave Nutella?

[Boomhauer]

What about PB and banana slice sandwhiches? Is it racist because bananas are mocking African-Americans?

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

What about PB and banana slice sandwhiches? Is it racist because bananas are mocking African-Americans?

you know the funniest part? usually its high sun block number folks getting all butthurt.  and their angst is directly proportional to how all white their hood is

[HankB]

It is blatantly unitist of you to identify 7 sandwiches as 7 food units. Other cultures may consider a sandwich to be only half of a food unit, or they may define a food unit as equivalent to 3/10 of a sandwich.

7? Half? 3/10? Shame on you for assuming other cultures may use numerical methodology to measure quantities of ingestibles! That's an offensively Eurocentric attitude borne of white privilege and is symptomatic of an implicit disdain for the innumerate.

[Tallpine]

you know the funniest part? usually its high sun block number folks getting all butthurt.  and their angst is directly proportional to how all white their hood is

Why should I have angst when I am dominating?   

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

Why should I have angst when I am dominating?   

here
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0060578637
actually a pretty good read

[Scout26]

Didn't George Washington Carver invent Peanut Butter?


Having said that, and in following with the spirit and letter of this thread I'm not sure if I should turn myself in for re-education or accept an award from the NAACP?


Please advise.

[Gewehr98]

Man, I'd almost forgotten about the pain of a plain PB sandwich sticking in my craw.

That said, if PB&J sammiches are racist, I wonder what they'd say about the Reuben I had for lunch?   

[cambeul41]

From what source does Dr. Verenice Gutierrez get the notion that PB&J is white people food?

What about PB and banana slice sandwhiches?

I thought bananas were the national food of the banana republics.
In any case, my eating PB&B supports their economy.

On the other hand, Wikipedia says. "In the early 1900s, peanut butter was considered a delicacy that was only served in New York City's finest tearooms."

[Perd Hapley]

7? Half? 3/10? Shame on you for assuming other cultures may use numerical methodology to measure quantities of ingestibles! That's an offensively Eurocentric attitude borne of white privilege and is symptomatic of an implicit disdain for the innumerate.

I'm such a bigot!