Don't you see, it's the easy availability of guns ELSEWHERE that causes Chicago's problems - that's why we need a NATIONWIDE BAN.
(Never mind why the "ELSEWHERE" has a lower crime rate than Chicago - the guns only become evil when they cross the city limits. Maybe it's the air . . . )
Remember, it's for the children . . . or in Chicagospeak, "It be fo' de chilluns."