Author Topic: After Shave Lotions?  (Read 1692 times)

Ben

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46,318
  • I'm an Extremist!
After Shave Lotions?
« on: August 18, 2013, 01:07:23 PM »
What do all of you (who shave) use after shaving? I like a lotion versus "aftershave" because I want to protect my skin after shaving. I've been using Nivea after shave balm and Nivea after shave I forget what it's called but it's the consistency of sunscreen and actually has an SPF15. They both have alcohol in them though, and I'd like to find something without alcohol.

I tried one of those expensive non-alcohol after shave balms, but besides being outrageously expensive, it smelled too fru-fru for me. I actually want something with little to no scent, or at least something not perfumy. What I'm probably looking for is something like aloe vera but without an aloe vera smell. Don't know if there's anything like that.
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

Brad Johnson

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18,138
  • Witty, charming, handsome, and completely insane.
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2013, 01:12:43 PM »
Isn't there a Skin Bracer after shave balm?  That would take care of the fru fru smell issue.

Brad
It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB

Kingcreek

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,549
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2013, 02:34:12 PM »
Original ogallala bay rum. The real thing.
What we have here is failure to communicate.

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,509
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2013, 04:11:03 PM »
What do all of you (who shave) use after shaving?


Nothing. I'm curious. What am I missing? Why should I use an aftershave potion?
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

Sergeant Bob

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 5,861
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2013, 06:10:39 PM »
I use 91% isopropyl.
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G

cambeul41

  • friend
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 403
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2013, 07:16:46 PM »
Witch Hazel — but occasionally I make small efforts to use up gift bottles of alcohol containing aftershave.  I don't care for the smell.
?It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.?
?Thomas Sowell

Hutch

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,223
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2013, 09:32:23 PM »

Nothing. I'm curious. What am I missing? Why should I use an aftershave potion?
So your face will know what the fire of Hell feels like. Haven't used after shave in 40+ years.  Put another way, not since the second time I EVER used it.  I'm a slow learner, but I do retain the important lessons.
"My limited experience does not permit me to appreciate the unquestionable wisdom of your decision"

Seems like every day, I'm forced to add to the list of people who can just kiss my hairy ass.

zxcvbob

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,279
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2013, 12:44:02 AM »


Witch Hazel
« Last Edit: August 20, 2013, 08:31:57 AM by zxcvbob »
"It's good, though..."

AJ Dual

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 16,162
  • Shoe Ballistics Inc.
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2013, 01:21:50 AM »
Bactine.

Kills the germs that can cause shaving bumps.
I promise not to duck.

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,509
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2013, 01:31:10 AM »
Ah.
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

Northwoods

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 8,391
  • Formerly sumpnz
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2013, 01:37:16 AM »

Nothing. I'm curious. What am I missing? Why should I use an aftershave potion?

Me neither.  Granted I only need to shave 3x per week anyway.
Formerly sumpnz

lupinus

  • Southern Mod Trimutive Emeritus
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 9,178
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2013, 05:33:42 AM »
Aqua Velva, in one of three incarnations depending what mood I'm in, or the afor mentioned Ogallala bay rum(I like the Bay rum and Sanadalwood myself)- http://ogallalabayrum.com/
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

brimic

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,270
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2013, 09:02:20 AM »
So your face will know what the fire of Hell feels like. Haven't used after shave in 40+ years.  Put another way, not since the second time I EVER used it.  I'm a slow learner, but I do retain the important lessons.

 +1

I do use some sort of lotion on my head after my weekly shave, one is some sort of Adidas lotion the other is Burt's Bees. Face- no, it burns us.
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

"AK47's belong in the hands of soldiers mexican drug cartels"-
Barack Obama

Ben

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46,318
  • I'm an Extremist!
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2013, 09:28:08 AM »
Lotion is what I'm using, not one of the slap in the face after shaves.

"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2013, 01:52:43 PM »
Nothing.  I don't like smelliing like a New Orleans whorehouse.  Also sweet smelling stuff attracts flying insects.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

geronimotwo

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,796
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2013, 02:09:33 PM »
i used to use "brut", but i haven't shaved for years now.
make the world idiot proof.....and you will have a world full of idiots. -g2

Brad Johnson

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18,138
  • Witty, charming, handsome, and completely insane.
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2013, 03:13:55 PM »
Bactine.



Ahhhh, yes... nothing says "I Love You" like your mother spraying Liquid Pain onto an open wound at ten zillion psi.

Brad
It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB

lupinus

  • Southern Mod Trimutive Emeritus
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 9,178
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2013, 03:19:02 PM »
Ahhhh, yes... nothing says "I Love You" like your mother spraying Liquid Pain onto an open wound at ten zillion psi.

Brad
Hey love hurts man.
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

brimic

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,270
Re: After Shave Lotions?
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2013, 06:20:06 PM »
Ahhhh, yes... nothing says "I Love You" like your mother spraying Liquid Pain onto an open wound at ten zillion psi.

Brad

Well it beats using mercurochrome for aftershave.
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

"AK47's belong in the hands of soldiers mexican drug cartels"-
Barack Obama