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Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« on: August 21, 2013, 12:12:14 PM »
http://www.gizmag.com/scripps-drug-sr9009-exercise-mimic/28651/?utm_source=Gizmag+Subscribers&utm_campaign=eedc1612b9-UA-2235360-4&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_65b67362bd-eedc1612b9-89720485

Geez, where do I sign up for phase three testing?  Would this mean I would no longer have to put in those hours on the Schwinn Airdyne and rowing machine?
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2013, 01:15:08 PM »
When they come out with the "ran five miles" pill, give me a call.

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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2013, 01:21:48 PM »
Sounds really good . . . in fact, too good.

Wonder what the side effects will be . . .
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2013, 01:27:57 PM »
Wouldn't develop lung capacity or strengthen the bones and muscle attachment like actual exercise though. I doubt that it would significantly increase real world performance.
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2013, 01:39:14 PM »
Wouldn't develop lung capacity or strengthen the bones and muscle attachment like actual exercise though. I doubt that it would significantly increase real world performance.

Might make it worse. More injuries caused by strong muscles and weak ligaments, tendons, and bones.  Snap!
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2013, 01:43:10 PM »
Might make it worse. More injuries caused by strong muscles and weak ligaments, tendons, and bones.  Snap!

Ayup. And a higher demand for oxygenated blood that the circulatory/respiratory system can't deliver. Be interesting to see if that'd rob oxygen from the brain and reduce mental facilities or just induce muscle failure sooner.
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2013, 03:56:39 PM »
Yeah...but you might get a lot more horizontal aerobic  exercise...if you know what I'm sayin.

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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2013, 03:59:47 PM »
I wouldn't mind something like that to take with my current bike riding.
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 02:29:14 AM »
Something like that might have benefits for long term space travelers, couple with the usual exercise routines they use now.
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Re: Sit on your butt on the couch, take a pill and grow muscles
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2013, 02:13:40 PM »
A lot of folks sit on the couch and build muscle... in their index finger and their jaws.
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