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« on: August 20, 2006, 05:55:19 AM »
No Comment (well, I actually have plenty, but....).

Also, I learned today that the plural of penis is penes.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.
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The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.

It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed.
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2006, 06:03:57 AM »
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be...
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2006, 06:25:35 AM »
The fact that they are both fully functional is incredible to me. I'd love to see how that played out in reality, geographically. I suppose they must have been side-by-side and the vessels forked early on to meet the demands of each, otherwise they couldn't have both been properly anchored, as the top-most would have cut off the lower from some resource. I wonder if the bladder was hooked up to both as well?

He must have just about fainted every time he had an erection(s) due to blood displacement...
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2006, 07:49:36 AM »
Oh, Lord, please let me be as sanctimonious and self-righteous as those around me, so that I may fit in.

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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2006, 06:44:10 PM »
He doesn't need surgery, just the right medication!

Isn't that what penis-illin is for?


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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 07:08:16 PM »
Preach - You're 'orrible!

I sincerely hope you're going to be at the 2007 National THR Rendevous.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 08:39:13 PM »
two penises.....whats the problem?

Though imagin the conversations that had to be had with new girlfriends

"Honey...theres something you need to know about me..."
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 09:43:17 PM »
His company caught him double-dipping.

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2006, 01:24:42 AM »
OK, Preacher and Jim, both of you in the corner and don't come out till you've thought about what you just did!

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2006, 02:38:08 AM »
This guy could probably have a lucrative career in the porn industry. Tongue

So, I have to wonder, if they're both fully functional... what was it like takin' a wiz? At least it would be over in half the time though. Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 03:14:26 AM »
Puts a whole new twist on writing your name in the snow too... shocked
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 06:42:37 AM »
He's got a built in rating system for women.

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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2006, 07:21:58 PM »
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This guy could probably have a lucrative career in the porn industry.
Yeah, he'd be his own sequel!
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2006, 04:09:10 AM »
I wonder SxS or O/U
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2006, 04:37:05 AM »
He used to work for Wrigley Gum... ya know, double your pleasure, double your fun.
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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2006, 04:58:54 AM »
"I'm not half the man I used to be..."

I bet Willie never thought of the following line when he wrote that song:

"If I only had one _______ to _______ you..."
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2006, 03:20:02 PM »
Simple fix.........Marry Twins!  cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2006, 06:21:06 PM »
Reminds me of the old joke...

...and the doctor says (with the croaky voice), "No way! A deal's a deal!"