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"The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« on: October 20, 2013, 11:42:01 AM »
Just a comment I saw on a FB post about a beached oar fish in Kali that FOX was calling a sea monster. Naturally the Japs and their nuke plant got most of the blame for the "sea monster" and Bush got his share of the blame too but this one struck me as extra funny so I thought at least the other navy guys would appreciate it.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2013, 11:50:51 AM »
They are up to two beached oarfish in Cali, now.  A fourteen footer washed ashore yesterday.
It's HAARP, the secret Illuminati fish killing device.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2013, 12:27:45 PM »
Global warming. Tea party.  Fracking.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2013, 12:49:46 PM »
Quote from: Chris on October 20, 2013, 12:27:45 PM
Global warming. Tea party.  Fracking.

And Fistful.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2013, 01:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 20, 2013, 12:49:46 PM
And Fistful.

He is the one running the secret Illuminati fish killing device.  It's such a deep conspiracy, he doesn't even know he's running it.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2013, 01:40:01 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on October 20, 2013, 01:17:40 PM
He is the one running the secret Illuminati fish killing device.  It's such a deep conspiracy, he doesn't even know he's running it.
This is not the first place I have heard this.  :O
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2013, 01:51:14 PM »
G. W. Bush?
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2013, 03:45:41 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on October 20, 2013, 11:42:01 AM
Just a comment I saw on a FB post about a beached oar fish in Kali that FOX was calling a sea monster. Naturally the Japs and their nuke plant got most of the blame for the "sea monster" and Bush got his share of the blame too but this one struck me as extra funny so I thought at least the other navy guys would appreciate it.

When I saw it on Fox News the other day, they were calling it an Oar Fish. Weird.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2013, 04:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Gewehr98 on October 20, 2013, 01:51:14 PM
G. W. Bush?
Absurd - Bush has been out of office over 5 years now.

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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2013, 04:55:36 PM »
It is the George H.W. Bush (CVN 77) out there spewing radiation from its power plant and using the super-ultra high frequency sonoradar in conjunction with the chemtrails from the alien like drones it uses to decimate the sea monster population. They will soon commission a sky blue ribbon panel of experts, all paid by the .gov of course, to investigate why anyone cares whether or not the oarfish are killed. Until a few days ago, 99.907% of the earth's population didn't even know they existed.  ;)


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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2013, 06:46:38 PM »
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2013, 07:00:54 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on October 20, 2013, 06:46:38 PM
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/10/20/sea-serpent-found-california-shore


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For the second time in less than a week, a sea serpent washed up on a California beach. The 14-foot long oarfish was found near San Diego Friday afternoon.

At least they did acknowledge it was an oarfish.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2013, 10:01:58 PM »
They are just trying to keep the mermen away.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2013, 10:36:43 PM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on October 20, 2013, 07:00:54 PM
At least they did acknowledge it was an oarfish.
True. I guess you COULD call it a sea serpent if you really wanted to? 
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2013, 09:50:36 AM »
Quote from: 280plus on October 20, 2013, 10:36:43 PM
True. I guess you COULD call it a sea serpent if you really wanted to? 

If you were scuba diving and that thing came swimming up you might call it that! :O =D
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2013, 10:31:51 AM »
I'd be too busy screaming like a girl and trying to walk on water. lol
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2013, 01:58:00 PM »
Because OMG nothing ever dies in the ocean and washes up on shore !!!


Another example of Globular Woerming.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2013, 07:05:21 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oarfish
Apparently an oarfish washed ashore back in 1860. I suppose it was all the Global Warming/sonar that caused that too. ;/

My theory, things wash up on shore all the time, there is just a lot more people around now to discover them. And apparently oarfish are really only seen when they float up to the surface dead.
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2013, 08:48:55 PM »
Everybody has it all wrong.  Oarfish surfacing is the sign of an impending earthquake.  Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2013, 09:18:03 PM »
Quote from: Waitone on October 21, 2013, 08:48:55 PM
Everybody has it all wrong.  Oarfish surfacing is the sign of an impending earthquake.  Yeah, that's the ticket!
We're all doomed!  :O
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2013, 09:35:09 PM »
I've been feeling sort of orfish lately ...   =|    =(
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Re: "The Navy must be testing their sonic radar"
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2013, 07:49:13 AM »
Head down to the beach.Maybe a sea monster will wash ashore. That'll cheer you right up.  ;)
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