Random question: Just exactly HOW has it been communicated to the entire nation, that:
1. Subset A of the entire population must sign up somehow.
2. Subset A is defined as:
![Huh? ???](http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
3. Enrollment date deadline is timestamp().
I know the answer to none of these questions, and I'm a freaking nooz wonk. How is the rest of the US going to know this, when they're busy watching American Idol and booking their faces?