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Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« on: November 13, 2013, 02:22:04 PM »
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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 02:42:17 PM »
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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 03:49:15 PM »


Agreed.  But sommetimes there is great enjoyment to be had during the use of the crainial function adjustment tool.

stay safe.
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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 04:51:53 PM »
dunkin donuts gives discounts?
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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 11:47:05 PM »
dunkin donuts gives discounts?

Nice display rack there.  It'd be a shame if anything happened to it.

stay safe.
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2013, 10:30:09 AM »
 =D
make the world idiot proof.....and you will have a world full of idiots. -g2

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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2013, 07:39:41 PM »
Every time I read the title of this thread, I see, " man impregnates cop for free donuts".

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Re: Man Impersonates Cop for Free Donuts
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2013, 08:30:03 PM »
This one made the local rock jock morning show during there segment "Stupid news from around the globe!"

While doing double duty this week (shop in the morning, farm in the afternoon) if taken advantage (if it could be called that) of the fact that my boss has cable while I eat my lunch. So, I've been finding the dumbest and girlest shows on TLC.
During commercial breaks they are showing some ad for another one of their shows, about the ultimate cheapskates (woman feeds her husband cat food instead of tuna for lunch. Saves 30¢)
This dude deserves a spot on that show.
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