Same old "publish or perish" paradigm, nothing new here, or even back in the 50s and 60s. Get an assistant prof drunk back then and the same plaints and pleas would come out.
I'm reminded of the remark that "Deans can't read... but they can count."
I am told the same thing happens in industry, where apparently, they're looking for your patent count.
From the cited article:
"He has never been tempted to buy a television, but was persuaded to watch The Big Bang Theory last year, and said he wasn't impressed."
Well, that disqualifies him automatically, as far as I'm concerned.
Terry