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Eat more sugarless Haribo gummi bears!
« on: January 11, 2014, 01:41:52 PM »
http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/

From my favorite review:

It is by Haribo alone I set my bowels in motion. It is by the bear of the gummy that the stomach acquires cramps, the toilet acquires stains, the screaming becomes a warning. It is by Haribo alone I set my bowels in motion.

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

I am now wondering if I should buy a bag and put it into the break room at the office.
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Re: Eat more sugarless Haribo gummi bears!
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 03:23:08 PM »
A single bagful will not work if you are baiting the break room.  It takes more than one or two to bring about results.  (But not that many more.  :-X)

If you do follow through on your threat plan, do not repeat my error of finding yourself blocking the route to the bathrooms.  "It was not pretty" just barely begins to describe the situation.

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Re: Eat more sugarless Haribo gummi bears!
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 03:33:16 PM »
That's mislabeling- they should be called "Runny Bears".

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Re: Eat more sugarless Haribo gummi bears!
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2014, 09:47:21 PM »
I prefer the The Gummi Venus de Milo, the rarest gummi of them all, it was carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.
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Re: Eat more sugarless Haribo gummi bears!
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2014, 10:18:07 PM »
I prefer the The Gummi Venus de Milo, the rarest gummi of them all, it was carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.

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Re: Eat more sugarless Haribo gummi bears!
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2014, 10:28:39 AM »
A single bagful will not work if you are baiting the break room.  It takes more than one or two to bring about results.  (But not that many more.  :-X)

If you do follow through on your threat plan, do not repeat my error of finding yourself blocking the route to the bathrooms.  "It was not pretty" just barely begins to describe the situation.

stay safe.

Going to try that one.
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