Author Topic: Iowa is number 1!  (Read 1007 times)

charby

  • Necromancer
  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 29,295
  • APS's Resident Sikh/Muslim
Iowa is number 1!
« on: April 29, 2014, 09:32:13 AM »
In percentage of people who graduate from high school.




Nevada you suck! Probably explains Cliven Bundy.  :rofl:
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

Uranus is a gas giant.

Team 444: Member# 536

Jamisjockey

  • Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 26,580
  • Your mom sends me care packages
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2014, 09:33:21 AM »
Tied for 2!  
JD

 The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”

roo_ster

  • Kakistocracy--It's What's For Dinner.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21,225
  • Hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2014, 10:03:48 AM »
Helps that Iowa is full of Iowans and that Nevada...isn't.
Regards,

roo_ster

“Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.”
----G.K. Chesterton

wmenorr67

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,775
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2014, 10:06:44 AM »
Yes but to graduate high school in Iowa all you have to do is drive a combine and grow corn.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

Jamisjockey

  • Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 26,580
  • Your mom sends me care packages
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2014, 10:09:45 AM »
Yes but to graduate high school in Iowa all you have to do is drive a combine and grow corn.

I heard Cousin Humping is the toughest subject in Iowa HS.
JD

 The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”

Ben

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46,318
  • I'm an Extremist!
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2014, 10:20:23 AM »
I heard Cousin Humping is the toughest subject in Iowa HS.

That's why so many of them substitute "animal husbandry" as their major.
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

charby

  • Necromancer
  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 29,295
  • APS's Resident Sikh/Muslim
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2014, 10:31:24 AM »
I heard Cousin Humping is the toughest subject in Iowa HS.

That would be Missouri. :)
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

Uranus is a gas giant.

Team 444: Member# 536

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,509
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2014, 12:13:38 PM »
That would be Missouri. :)

I have it on good authority that it's Arkansas.
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

charby

  • Necromancer
  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 29,295
  • APS's Resident Sikh/Muslim
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2014, 12:18:56 PM »
I have it on good authority that it's Arkansas.

Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Missouri?

A: The mule would get too tired.
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

Uranus is a gas giant.

Team 444: Member# 536

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,509
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: Iowa is number 1!
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2014, 11:52:09 PM »
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife