R.I.P. Scout26
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
The actual issue is lack of natural predation. Maybe they should introduce a population of bobcats, coyotes, fisher (they eat squirrels, right?) or as a last resort, feral cats. Either that or detcord . . . .
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.
Assuming the feeder isn't visible from the street, how are the authorities going to check it? Nosy neighbors?Isn't this sort of thing considered a civil infraction? Would a judge swear out a search warrant for something like this, especially if it was based solely on eyewitness testimony from neighbors?
The ordinance calls for a squirrel proof tob and a catch basin affixed at the bottom and they have to empty the basin at least once a day.
Is there such a thing as a squirrel proof feeder?
Yes. It's called a Yankee Flipper.
Airguns clear the squirrel population up easily enough
Ixnay on the tar & feathers. These councilcritters need to be drenched in hot unsulphured molasses, rolled in millet, and then staked out under one of those mega-flocks of grackles.