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« on: February 28, 2014, 09:56:55 AM »
If there are brightly-hued threads on your jeans, you have failed as a man.
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 10:01:20 AM »
What about rubbed side seam from OWB hip holster  ??? 

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 12:11:50 PM »
Quote from: fistful on February 28, 2014, 09:56:55 AM
If there are brightly-hued threads on your jeans, you have failed as a man.

So get a new pair.  :P
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 12:16:41 PM »
Quote from: fistful on February 28, 2014, 09:56:55 AM
If there are brightly-hued threads on your jeans, you have failed as a man.

Are you talking about the orange stitching on Levis?
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Re: If...
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 12:19:40 PM »
If you can keep your pants while all those around you are losing theirs .....
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 01:20:59 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on February 28, 2014, 12:16:41 PM
Are you talking about the orange stitching on Levis?

No, those are exempt.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 02:32:24 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on February 28, 2014, 12:16:41 PM
Are you talking about the orange stitching on Levis?

Far better the orange stitching that the wide orange stripe running down the outseam.  The stripe with I
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 06:24:29 PM »


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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 06:32:22 PM »
Do you spend a lot of time staring at guy's butts?
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 07:09:06 PM »
Quote from: Balog on February 28, 2014, 06:32:22 PM
Do you spend a lot of time staring at guy's butts?


Well, they apparently want me to.
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2014, 08:04:14 PM »
Like pretty much any variation of the Real Men Don't xxx argument, I say a real man does it if he feels like it.  :P
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2014, 08:16:29 PM »
Fistful, it all comes down to who you want to look at your butt, not the butt you are looking at.

Personally, I find the second butt to be very attractive, with the stiching adding some flare, although the jeans could stand to be slightly more fitted... The first butt is meh. I don't like guys in skinny jeans.
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2014, 08:44:13 PM »
If you like a guy who wears prettier fits than you do...
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2014, 08:59:44 PM »
Quote from: fistful on February 28, 2014, 08:44:13 PM
If you like a guy who wears prettier fits than you do...

I would like it. I would like him. And he would really, really like that I like him like that. =D

Of course, then pants won't really stay on, but I doubt he'd complain...
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Re: If...
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2014, 09:10:17 PM »
So you'd iron them?











Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Re: If...
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2014, 09:11:32 PM »
The only extra color on my jeans are the stains of the blood of the unrighteous.
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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2014, 10:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Azrael256 on February 28, 2014, 09:10:17 PM
So you'd iron them?











Sorry, couldn't resist.

Yeah, and I assume you want a sammich to munch on while you sit around in your undershorts?
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2014, 10:44:22 PM »
I'll be in my bunk.
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2014, 11:52:30 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 28, 2014, 10:00:50 PM
Yeah, and I assume you want a sammich to munch on while you sit around in your undershorts?

That depends, what kind of sammich?

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Re: Re: Re: If...
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2014, 08:14:56 AM »
Quote from: Warren on February 28, 2014, 09:11:32 PM
The only extra color on my jeans are the stains of the blood of the unrighteous.
Not really a stain but a mark of accomplishment.
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Re: If...
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2014, 08:23:12 AM »
Quote from: Warren on February 28, 2014, 09:11:32 PM
The only extra color on my jeans are the stains of the blood of the unrighteous.
Yeah, I bled a little on my jeans too.
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