Man Survives on Pizza Alone for 25 Years

[Ben]

It is by pizza alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of tomato that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains. The stains become a warning.

http://www.vice.com/read/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years

[230RN]

[Perd Hapley]

It is by pizza alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of tomato grease of pepperoni that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains. The stains become a warning.

There.

Cheese pizza? Cheese pizza?! Are you kidding me? That's not even pizza! 

[Jamisjockey]

<snip>... he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home. He swerved off the road and totaled the vehicle, but besides from that isolated incident, his pizza diet seems to be working out for him</snip>

I'm hoping that's some kind of  sarcasm. 

[Ron]

Spice Melange pizza? I wonder if it is more addictive than regular old pizza? 

[BlueStarLizzard]

He has an ethical issue with eating meat, but people who buy locally sourced foods are crazy?

What a wackadoodle.

[RoadKingLarry]

My bet is that he votes straight party democrat.