After Pharohs most recent near death experiance (a stroke, he's bounced back. Someone please save us from this cat) we discussed our plans for his monument (mind, most of our tombstones for animals consist of a nice chunk of slate with a name written on it) and the idea that seems to have the most merit is a pyrimid (actually not as insane as it sounds. Dad worked concrete for years and can build a frame, so couple bags of quickcreate and we're gold)
However, I still really want to do something else and Dad thinks I'm totally sick.
I want to stuff that cat, stick a motion detector in him and have it play a recording of his migrane inducing meow ever time something trips it. (think Big Mouth Billy Bass, except a scrawny black cat that screams "MEROOOOOOOWWW!")
In all fairness, if Pharoh was capable of thinking such things, I think that cat would be very pleased at the thought of annoying the hell out of everyone for eternity.
