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vaskidmark

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Say whut?
« on: July 11, 2014, 03:04:02 PM »
Apparently there is at least one company with outstanding - and I do mean outstanding - customer service.  They contacted me about a complaint that I haven't yet made.  But they are ready to jump right in there and fix whatever it is I am going to complain about.

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Your Adobe ID:vaskidmark@somplace.COM
Your Case Number:1234567890
Case Description:ECP----issue not disclose

Hi,

We are responding in reference to your email in which you have not mentioned any concern, would request you to please let us know about the same. We would be happy to assist and assure you with the best possible assistance regarding the case.

We are unable to contact/communicate to you as we don't have your call back number updated in our record so that's why we are communicating through Emails and we will request you to provide us your contact number for future communication by calling us back at 800-833-6687 or you can login to Adobe.com and go to My Information and update your contact number. If your still face any issue so please feel free to get back to us or if you would like us to give you a call as per your availability, please let us know of an appropriate time to call.

You can also visit www.adobe.com/go/supportportal for any assistance regarding Adobe products. You may also visit www.forums.adobe.com as it's a useful resource for self-help.

Thanks & Regards,


Adobe Customer Service

This email is in response to support case #1234567890 submitted by vaskidmark.

To respond to this update or review your case history, log in to the Adobe Support Portal online and look for your case number in the "recent activity" section. Should you need to send us additional information, you can do so by opening the case and submitting your update.
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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 08:02:35 PM »
???

Whut?
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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 08:06:52 PM »
At least the case number is imaginative.

Brad
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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 08:22:29 PM »
At least the case number is imaginative.

Brad

Sorry to disappoint - changed from the original.  =(

stay safe.
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 09:30:56 PM »
Spoilsport.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2014, 09:49:16 PM »
Is it possible your Adobe is set up to send notifications for you without your knowledge?
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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2014, 10:46:13 PM »
Is it possible your Adobe is set up to send notifications for you without your knowledge?

I think Adobe can afford tech support with better grammar skills.
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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2014, 11:12:27 PM »
I think Adobe can afford tech support with better grammar skills.

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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2014, 02:51:59 AM »
This should explain it.  Makes perfect sense:

https://www.adobe.com/support/crm_portal/no_product/

 ???

WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Say whut?
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2014, 10:22:18 AM »
I think Adobe can afford tech support with better grammar skills.

But where would they find people with better grammar skills? Certainly not coming out of the American educational system. U.K. perhaps?
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