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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2014, 09:42:12 AM »
I've done the dry shaving thing before, it sucks. Dad on the other hand, that's how he shaves.

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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2014, 11:43:15 AM »
What is this "shaving" nonsense you weirdos speak of?
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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2014, 12:07:42 AM »
When I started shaving at 14 my face would break out something horrible when I shaved.  Generally using a Mach 3 and some standard shaving gel.  It didn't let up quickly.

At 24 I ran across a similar article at LewRockwell.com.  So, I gave up shaving cream.  Turns out I didn't need it.  A few years ago I went with a safety razor.  I've found that a new sharp razor and wet face are the key to shaving my face good and proper.

I consider shaving cream and antiperspirant to be similar.  If you use them every day your body gets used to them.  When you're skin is used to the protection of shaving cream it hurts to skip it.  If you're used to antiperspirant and skip it you sweat like a pig.  So, I skip them.  I only use antiperspirant when it is essential that I do not sweat.  That is not a problem at my current job so it generally gets used for weddings, funerals, or other tense situations where I've got a tie on.

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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2014, 12:29:14 AM »
What is this "shaving" nonsense you weirdos speak of?

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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2014, 07:58:29 AM »
Shower gel and disposable razors.....who needs nerve endings?  :cool:
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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2014, 09:57:59 AM »
Gillette fusion (the first blade lulls the whisker into a false sense of security, the second blade massages it gently, the third blade reads it a story, the fourth....)

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Re: SHAVING CREAM IS JUST A TOOL OF THE MAN!
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2014, 10:08:26 AM »


And more to the point, I very rarely need more than two passes with a straight razor to get the job done.  Every blade of one of those razors is effectively another pass, so why would I want to force 4-5 passes when I know only 1-2 are needed?  That's just begging for razor burn.