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Man forced to eat own beard after lawnmower sale goes wrong
« on: August 13, 2014, 05:41:22 PM »
http://www.lex18.com/news/man-s-beard-was-cut-stuffed-in-his-mouth-during-fight/page/1

Oh Kentucky...

I wonder how closely related these folks are?

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Re: Man forced to eat own beard after lawnmower sale goes wrong
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2014, 05:46:50 PM »
The upside, if there is any, it will be hard for this cat to procreate with his sister.  Unless she's a ton arse like him.
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Re: Man forced to eat own beard after lawnmower sale goes wrong
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2014, 06:05:56 PM »
Surprisingly, it seems alcohol was involved.  Also other recreational pharmacuticals.

I am shocked!  Shocked, I tell you.

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Re: Man forced to eat own beard after lawnmower sale goes wrong
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2014, 12:07:27 AM »
Hmmm, I take there are no mirrors in Kentucky (or at least that part) as he seems to have a chinwig.  Or a possum is adhered to his face. 
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Re: Man forced to eat own beard after lawnmower sale goes wrong
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2014, 05:47:46 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on August 14, 2014, 12:07:27 AM
Hmmm, I take there are no mirrors in Kentucky (or at least that part) as he seems to have a chinwig.  Or a possum is adhered to his face. 

That's all he could grow in the year since the incidnent,  Before, his beard was epic, which is why he did not allow pictures to be taken until he had grown enough back to avoid being ridiculed.  [yeah, right!]

BTW - possums tend towards the grey/gray part of the rainbow, so that thing under his mouth would have to be dyed/died to be a possum.  More likely it's the neighbor's kitteh.

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