Author Topic: The Art of the Midnight Snack  (Read 7190 times)

K Frame

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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2014, 09:44:02 AM »
If I drink a tall glass of water at midnight I'm going to be up at 1, 1:30, 2:30, 3:30, and 4, when I normally get up for work.

Might as well just sleep in the bathtub. Less of a walk to the pisser.
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2014, 10:05:20 AM »
Found this thread after I finished the snack but here we go.
Pint of mo juice.
White bread.
Apply peanut butter at least .5 inches thick.
Sprinkle on some chocolate semi sweet chips.

Eat, wash down with milk.


Done that a few times.
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #52 on: August 27, 2014, 10:45:56 AM »
If I drink a tall glass of water at midnight I'm going to be up at 1, 1:30, 2:30, 3:30, and 4, when I normally get up for work.

Might as well just sleep in the bathtub. Less of a walk to the pisser.

That's because you're old. :P

I was up at 4am, but went back to bed until my alarm went off at 6am.

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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2014, 11:29:14 AM »
You're getting there, Fatboy.

You get up at 6 a.m.? Lazy worthless slug! I'm at work at 6 a.m.!
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2014, 12:00:33 PM »
You're getting there, Fatboy.

You get up at 6 a.m.? Lazy worthless slug! I'm at work at 6 a.m.!

Slacker, I've already put in 8 hours by 0600.
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2014, 12:24:16 PM »
And you're sleeping in the middle of the day, you wastrel.
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2014, 12:50:32 PM »
And you're sleeping in the middle of the day, you wastrel.

Middle of the day, still up and going.


(but not for much longer =D)
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2014, 01:04:04 PM »
Guys remind me of the Army commercials from the late 80's/early 90's saying that they did more by 9 am than most people do all day.  Well hell by 9 am they have already been at it for 4-5 hours.
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Re: The Art of the Midnight Snack
« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2014, 01:10:09 PM »
Guys remind me of the Army commercials from the late 80's/early 90's saying that they did more by 9 am than most people do all day.  Well hell by 9 am they have already been at it for 4-5 hours.

"Hey, 1st SGT, good morning!" Drove my E-9 dad CRAZY!  :lol:
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