If they'd saved the $96.00 for 5.16 months they'd be able to afford the $495.00 dog.
My cat was a shelter cat. She's no fancy cat but she's a good pet.
Even when she's pulling my DVDs off the shelf at 5:00AM........ 
wait a second. you have a no fancy cat?
where did you acquire such a creature? I didn't know they existed. Shelter?
hmmm... going to try that next time, instead of pulling kittens out of a hole in the ground. I'd pay good money for a no fancy cat.
Hole in the ground cats are fancy cats. That's what Captain Wow tells me. His sister has said that hole in the ground cats are actually the fanciest. I questioned this, but then I got told to shut up and give over the cat treats.
