Don't Feed Me Jail Food Bro!

[Ben]

Berkeley protestor complains about jail food, ridicule ensues.

I guess he was expecting a Portland farm free range chicken (named Fred) and a gluten free craft beer. 

http://twitchy.com/2014/12/09/ridicule-heaped-upon-berkeley-rioter-complaining-about-jail-food/

[Fly320s]

Other protesters complained about having to walk home... after they had shutdown the highway and railway.

[MillCreek]

That was absolutely hilarious.

[vaskidmark]

Yo, Homie!  The meat's not green, the bread looks fluffy, and you got two - yeah, count 'em, two - mustards instead of a jelly.  Plus an orange that's not been ripped open and allowed to dessicate.

If it weren't for the sodium-laden balogna slice I'd think it was one of Michelle's school lunches - no doubt donated by a grateful elmenrary school student.

I'm surprised he managed to save it.  "You gonna eat dat?  Give it here!"

And it looks like he carried it out when he was released.  Which means I can brag about having gone on a hunger strike for justice while in the slammer.

If that was the bag lunch being passed out at any of the DoC facilities the odds are staff would be snagging a few for themselves.

stay safe.

[Scout26]

Robert's school lunch today (That I made/packed):

Turkey on white bread with Colby Jack cheese and mustard
One Red Delicious Apple (sliced and put in baggie with a couple drops of Lemon juice so it won't turn brown.)
Large handful of Honey roasted peanuts. (in a baggie)
One individual serving tub of Butterscotch pudding.
One individual serving tub of Mandarin Oranges.
One small box of Raisins
One bottle of water. 

Tomorrow is either sliced honey ham or PB&J, with a peeled naval orange, tub of applesauce (w/cinnamon), a baggie of grapes, baggie of chips, and a bottle of water.


As far as "Twit" in the OP goes:  'Tards like that need to be fed Nutri-loaf so that they really will have something to complain about.   

[Jamie B]

Bwaahaahaahaa!

That was good stuff.

What a snitty little moron.


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[MechAg94]

Other protesters complained about having to walk home... after they had shutdown the highway and railway.

They were blocking the freeways?  Don't they have snow plows up that way?

[Perd Hapley]

Uh, it is jail, bro.  

I wonder if he's a white kid, and that's the white privilege food; or if he's a person of color, and that's the awful food they force on those "being in jail while black."

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

He's a white kid


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[Perd Hapley]

He's a white kid


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So, obviously, the brothers get only a handful of stale, generic rice crispies. Whitey best check his privilege! 

[wmenorr67]

Imagine what he would say about the pink underwear he would have got if he was in Maricopia County Arizona.

[MechAg94]

I guess I have had County Jail food here.  It isn't so bad, but not great.

We attend the monthly local area emergency committee meeting at the County Sherrifs office which is also the county jail.  They always provide lunch which is brought out by inmates (self serve).  It may not be what they serve in the jail though.  Never been on that side of things.   

[wmenorr67]

I worked for a county correctional facility for some time and when it came to eating on the midnight shift you had four options when it came to eating, 1) bring your own from home, 2) have someone bring you something, 3) eat what was served the inmates, made by inmates, or 4) don't eat.  Had some meals that were as good as if not better than some meals served in a military DFAC and then some that were down right nasty.

[Pb]

Sounds like someone needs to be put on a Nutraloaf diet!

[KD5NRH]

I worked for a county correctional facility for some time and when it came to eating on the midnight shift you had four options when it came to eating, 1) bring your own from home, 2) have someone bring you something, 3) eat what was served the inmates, made by inmates, or 4) don't eat.  Had some meals that were as good as if not better than some meals served in a military DFAC and then some that were down right nasty.

Good argument for keeping a couple MREs handy.

Sounds like someone needs to be put on a Nutraloaf diet!

HDRs; then he can't complain about it not being Kosher/Halal/vegetarian/whatever.  Plus you only have to give him one a day.

[BlueStarLizzard]

*snort* or he could get his lunch from the public schools. I hear those are super tasty these days.

[Hawkmoon]

*snort* or he could get his lunch from the public schools. I hear those are super tasty these days.

Hey, thanks for the tee-up, Liz:

http://dailycaller.com/2014/12/09/the-school-lunches-malia-and-sasha-eat-vs-the-crap-michelle-obama-has-foisted-on-america/