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But the Door Didn't Lock
« on: January 03, 2015, 01:34:49 PM »
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Re: But the Door Didn't Lock
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2015, 01:40:52 PM »
Also, location, location, location...

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Re: But the Door Didn't Lock
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2015, 01:41:25 PM »
Florida Man and Florida Woman finally hooked up!
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Re: But the Door Didn't Lock
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2015, 01:50:05 PM »
You know things are about at the bottom of the pit when the combined IQ of two or more people is still less than that of a tree.

Although I will suggest, in their defense, it's not about whether or not the door actually locked.  It's all about what they thought.  (Please see line above again.)

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Re: But the Door Didn't Lock
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2015, 04:35:33 PM »
You would think over two days trying the door would occur to them. 

However, the article said the cops found drug paraphanalia, but no drugs.  I realize that could mean a lot of things, but something tells me they had a way to pass the time and it wasn't a deck of cards. 
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Re: But the Door Didn't Lock
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2015, 06:35:02 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 03, 2015, 04:35:33 PM
You would think over two days trying the door would occur to them. 

However, the article said the cops found drug paraphanalia, but no drugs.  I realize that could mean a lot of things, but something tells me they had a way to pass the time and it wasn't a deck of cards. 

Well *expletive deleted*it when you are locked in an unlocked closet...

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Re: But the Door Didn't Lock
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2015, 07:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on January 03, 2015, 06:35:02 PM
Well *expletive deleted*it when you are locked in an unlocked closet...



well, it was a male and female. presumably there was another option.
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