Dear young single mom of patient:
You called my call center to ask about the status of a referral made by one of my providers who saw your child. You happened to mention to the call center that you were going out on a date with that provider. I do not know if this is correct or not. This provider is working here as a locum, so I called the agency and ended the contract early.
You probably did not know that dating the parent of a patient is defined as sexual misconduct on the part of the provider, and I am obligated to report this to the state disciplinary agency. I sure hope that you were not lying about this since a shitstorm is about to happen with the provider's license.
Please always remember that once I find out about this sort of thing, I have to do something about it.