A man I used to work for shortly after graduating college had been a US Navy vet. He once told me about serving aboard a destroyer in the Caribbean. The water was so clear in places they would spot a soviet sub, but they could also see it from the deck, lurking below.
They'd get a bunch of fragmentation grenades, wrap up the spoon with a few winds of toilet paper, pull the pin, and toss them overboard where if they'd guessed how much tp to use, it would degenerate enough to pop the spoon off at the right depth and the grenade would then go off.
It didn't do much more than knock off some flakes of paint off the sub....except maybe to the hydrophone operator's eardrums .....
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.... but it did cause some of them to change course ....
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