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I will never speak to you again. And I disown you.
« on: September 17, 2015, 12:03:11 PM »
Somebody must know someone in mall security.

Just got a call from a friend who was forced into escorting his wife about the mall.  His best guess is that some sweet young thing skipped school to meet her new BFF - the one she probably met on the internet.  And that her father saw her there.

Why does he think that happened?

He paraphrased the PA announcement:  Will <full name (obviously female)> please meet your father at mall security.  He wants to talk to you about perverts.

What are the odds that there was not some other kid at the mall this morning who knows her/knows who she is?

If anywhere near true I want to buy dad and the guy who runs the PA system a beer.  And then slap dad up side the head for not keeping better track of what his daughter is doing.

stay safe.
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2015, 01:13:14 PM »
I would have made a beeline towards mall security to watch the festivities unfold. >:D
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Re: I will never speak to you again. And I disown you.
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2015, 02:26:03 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 17, 2015, 01:13:14 PM
I would have made a beeline towards mall security to watch the festivities unfold. >:D

With popcorn and video camera for sharing in YouTube.
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2015, 02:45:46 PM »
When she was 15, my cousin's wife got pinched for underage drinking.

The police called her father (I used to hunt with him) to the station.

When he found out why she was there, he turned her over his knee right in front of several officers AND her friends and spanked her ass.
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2015, 06:39:01 PM »
For anyone who has daughters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jMhMVEjEQg
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2015, 08:38:00 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on September 17, 2015, 06:39:01 PM
For anyone who has daughters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jMhMVEjEQg

And THAT is why my kids don't have their own smartphone, or unsupervised internet access.  And won't.
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