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Perd Hapley

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target rockchuck
« on: November 16, 2006, 03:07:54 AM »
ive got this great idea for a special seal team of varmint snipers that would totally insert in some place like iraq or afganestan and touch the terrs with the finger of god. we've all seen the video where the snipers are blowing away the terrorist scum in afganestan with 50 call rifles but some people say those are just varmint hunters totally owning some rockchuks.  

why dont we send some varmint guys into the sandbox and let them hunt terrorist scum for real//?  cuz they are already good hunters, and hunting terorists is kinda the same deal.  they would need some official seal training, so they know the secret hand signals and so they can kill somebody with secret illegal hand-to-hand combat, moves that are probably illegal moves by now.  

caus fighting bad guys is pretty much like hunting caus you just walk around real quiet eating beef jerky and navigating with a map and a compass (seals dont use jps cuz its to easy) and then when you see whatever your hunting, you bag it.  then you have a cold bear to celebrate and totally pig out on that good, fresh meet.  so just give these varmint guys some good training and theyd clean up iraq real good.
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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2006, 04:39:26 AM »
Time to switch to decaf?

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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2006, 05:05:39 AM »
ok, char-butt.  as soon as somebody comes on this forum with an original idea thats not pre-approved by Grand Kliegel Bush&Co. his idea is not given any consiteration and instead you attack the messenger with add hominims.  no wonder we're having our butts handed us in iraq when peopel like you just want to stay the coarse.
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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2006, 05:08:37 AM »
You keep away from me.

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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2006, 05:17:26 AM »
...cause rock chucks are easier to hunt that Taliban?
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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2006, 06:00:24 AM »
That video never actually showed how many times they missed.  undecided
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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2006, 12:08:52 PM »
Oh, NO!!

Fistful has been, like, totally coerced by Target Marmot-Jarget (former aide-de-camp of Gecko 45)  shocked

Or maybe, Fistful's computer was hacked by the baby Fur-Seals.  Only one way to be sure... Fist, what is the proper twist rate for a 20 inch AR15 barrel to stabilize a 75 grain HPBT .223 bullet at an average muzzle velocity of 2200 fps?  What if it was fired on a cloudy day?
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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 12:20:23 PM »
"Rock the chuck-bah" yea, it's a good thing I don't eat or drink while on the computer. cheesy

Funny part is I was JUST and I mean JUST reading how to determine said twist rate in the ABCs book. How co-ink-a-dental... grin

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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 01:21:54 PM »
why dont we send some varmint guys into the sandbox and let them hunt terrorist scum for real//?  cuz they are already good hunters, and hunting terorists is kinda the same deal.  they would need some official seal training, so they know the secret hand signals and so they can kill somebody with secret illegal hand-to-hand combat, moves that are probably illegal moves by now.

Ya'll do know this ain't a knew idea, dontcha??? I recall that quote from "A Rifleman Went To War"... the thing about a guy growing up hunting and perfecting his abilities with his rifle and then going to war and it being the very thing he trained all his life to do.

I'm not saying we need to send all our chuck shooters over there because then we'd be more overrun with chucks than we already are. Besides, with the dems gaining power, we're probably fixin' to need all the civilian American Riflemen we can get at home. And American Riflemen are exactly what hunters are supposed to be.

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Re: target rockchuck
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 02:04:35 PM »
The name Alvin C. York comes to mind.