Author Topic: How to get the big legal bucks: be class action plaintiff counsel  (Read 524 times)

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So all the legal papers served on or received by the organization end up with me.  I received notice of a class-action settlement out of St. Louis.  Some marketing company settled a suit for sending out fax advertisements.  If you have a fax number and submit a claim form to the class action counsel, you can receive a pro rata share of the settlement not to exceed $ 25.  This settlement amount is subject to reduction if the money runs out.

By the numbers:

Total settlement:  $ 1.5 million
Incentive award to plaintiff: $ 15,000
Class action plaintiff counsel legal fees: 1/3rd of total settlement, or $ 500,000
Class action plaintiff counsel expenses: not to exceed $ 55,000

Total amount left to pay all claimants: $ 930,000
Maximum number of claimants receiving $ 25: 37,200

Maybe I should give up dealing with angry and unhappy patients and look for some of those sweet class-action gigs.
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Re: How to get the big legal bucks: be class action plaintiff counsel
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2015, 11:57:18 AM »

Maybe I should give up dealing with angry and unhappy patients and look for some of those sweet class-action gigs.

Maybe you could represent Charlie Sheens former girlfriends?

He ought to have boned enough post HIVness to amount to a class action...
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Re: How to get the big legal bucks: be class action plaintiff counsel
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2015, 04:03:34 PM »
I noticed some law firms have been advertising for people who have had some side effect or other from any given medicament or procedure.  Just casting a net for potential new class action plaintiffs, I guess.

I also reckon the term "ambulance-chaser" has been replaced by "side-effect-chaser."  >:D

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Re: How to get the big legal bucks: be class action plaintiff counsel
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2015, 08:02:16 PM »
The BIG money is going to be in representing consumers offended by the VW fiasco...

All of those granola hugging, tree eating hippies driving ecodiesel VWs need to be made WHOLE!
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