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Discovered a cure for the cold
« on: January 22, 2016, 07:03:06 PM »
I'm suffering from a nasty cold,  sinuses in complete revolt, sore throat, the works. 

Enter the hot toddy.  How have I missed this?

One big mug
2oz spiced rum
spoonful of honey
1/4 lemon
12 hour generic sudafed tablet
hot water to fill, then stir

Not a true "cure",  but it makes being sick a hell of a lot more fun.
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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2016, 07:33:31 PM »
You discovered...the hot toddy.

Congratulations.

Chris

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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2016, 07:41:27 PM »
You discovered...the hot toddy.

Congratulations.

Chris

That's what I said!

I was pretty excited  :P
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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2016, 07:54:17 PM »
Not nearly enough rum.
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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2016, 08:27:36 PM »
That's what I said!

I was pretty excited  :P

Crap, you're right, I missed that. :)

And it does work well.  I make mine with tea and whiskey.

I've read, and believe, that it works by soothing the throat (lemon and honey, quieting cough (booze), and opening sinuses (hot liquids). 

Chris

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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2016, 08:48:36 PM »
Crap, you're right, I missed that. :)

And it does work well.  I make mine with tea and whiskey.

I've read, and believe, that it works by soothing the throat (lemon and honey, quieting cough (booze), and opening sinuses (hot liquids). 

Chris

No worries.

I just hope it gets me a night of sleep.  Past two have sucked. How this is going,  I'm going to skip from these to just doing shots.  Anything for sleep.
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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2016, 01:49:09 AM »
I'm going to have to remember this.
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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2016, 11:56:57 AM »
My recipe:

Hot tea (not that green or herbal crap)
Irish Whiskey (to taste)
Honey (to taste)
Lemon (to taste)

Repeat until cured or you just don't give a *expletive deleted*it.
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Re: Discovered a cure for the cold
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2016, 12:01:03 PM »
My recipe:

Hot tea (not that green or herbal crap)
Irish Whiskey (to taste)
Honey (to taste)
Lemon (to taste)

Repeat until cured or you just don't give a *expletive deleted*it.

I do that, except any whiskey (except for the expensive stuff) is fine for me, and I replace lemon with orange.
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