Author Topic: Losing the Watch Might be Cheaper Than the Divorce (Read 4540 times)

Ben · « **on:** April 03, 2016, 02:12:19 PM »

I don't think I would ever put myself in such a situation if I were married, but if I did, I think I might just call the watch a loss and keep it on the down low, because this guy is gonna pay way more in the divorce since the incident hit the MSM:

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2016/03/30/colombian-cutie-caught-after-robbing-miami-tourist-28k-rolex-watch/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2016, 02:18:09 PM »

"scotch-free"

Maybe latino.foxnews should stick to Spanish.

Ben · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2016, 02:32:34 PM »

Quote from: fistful on April 03, 2016, 02:18:09 PM

"scotch-free" Maybe latino.foxnews should stick to Spanish.

Well, his wife could be Scottish...

brimic · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2016, 03:53:14 PM »

While mugshots aren't always flattering, I don't think I'd describe her as 'cutie,' 'stunner,' or 'bombshell' on a good day...

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2016, 04:16:08 PM »

If some hot, young thing walks up to any of you in a bar... Please tell me you know she's up to no good or requires payment.

(I really don't get why so many men fall for this *expletive deleted*it)

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2016, 07:01:35 PM »

Quote from: brimic on April 03, 2016, 03:53:14 PM

While mugshots aren't always flattering, I don't think I'd describe her as 'cutie,' 'stunner,' or 'bombshell' on a good day...

I had exactly the same reaction. You beat me to it.

T.O.M. · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2016, 08:36:03 PM »

Quote from: brimic on April 03, 2016, 03:53:14 PM

While mugshots aren't always flattering, I don't think I'd describe her as 'cutie,' 'stunner,' or 'bombshell' on a good day...

Make up fixed... hair done up...25 year old me would have been interested. Current me...I'm too oId and too married for that game.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2016, 09:10:48 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 03, 2016, 04:16:08 PM

If some hot, young thing walks up to any of you in a bar... Please tell me you know she's up to no good or requires payment.

(I really don't get why so many men fall for this *expletive deleted*it)

I would guess he probably knew she was a prostitute, but has just enough intelligence to claim otherwise. Just enough.

mgdavis · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2016, 09:12:10 PM »

By the end of a bachelor party she would look just fine.

KD5NRH · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2016, 01:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Chris on April 03, 2016, 08:36:03 PM

Make up fixed... hair done up...25 year old me would have been interested. Current me...I'm too oId and too married for that game.

More importantly, we can't see the rest of her. That face on a good bikini body and...

Balog · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2016, 01:53:10 PM »

Married man bangs hooker, things turn out badly. Film at eleven.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2016, 02:06:13 PM »

Quote from: Balog on April 04, 2016, 01:53:10 PM

Married man bangs hooker, things turn out badly. Film at eleven.

Thing is he claims they didn't have sex. He is lucky that the watch is all that got taken.

KD5NRH · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2016, 02:08:30 PM »

Quote from: wmenorr67 on April 04, 2016, 02:06:13 PM

Thing is he claims they didn't have sex. He is lucky that the watch is all that got taken.

I'm seeing an opportunity in the fake Rolexes and counterfeit $50 bills market in various tourist traps known for their sticky fingered hookers.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2016, 02:11:34 PM »

Quote from: KD5NRH on April 04, 2016, 02:08:30 PM

I'm seeing an opportunity in the fake Rolexes and counterfeit $50 bills market in various tourist traps known for their sticky fingered hookers.

Yeah until one of them take you to a room and two big bubbas come in behind you as she scoots away.

Balog · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2016, 03:02:01 PM »

Quote from: wmenorr67 on April 04, 2016, 02:06:13 PM

Thing is he claims they didn't have sex. He is lucky that the watch is all that got taken.

He also said he tried to have sex with her. I'm not trusting his veracity.

MechAg94 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2016, 07:52:23 PM »

Quote from: KD5NRH on April 04, 2016, 02:08:30 PM

I'm seeing an opportunity in the fake Rolexes and counterfeit $50 bills market in various tourist traps known for their sticky fingered hookers.

A buddy of mine bought a fake Rolex on a trip to New York. He knew what he was buying. He just thought it was a funny souvenir.

grampster · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2016, 01:38:16 PM »

Hah. I had a friend take orders for fake Rolexes when he went on a business trip to Taiwan. He had over 20 people order one. I didn't want one. He didn't collect any money up front. Customs caught him when he returned and confiscated the watches. None of his "friends" who ordered a watch would pony up the $25.00 he paid for each watch so he stood the entire loss. Some friends!!

bedlamite · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2016, 05:06:02 PM »

Quote from: grampster on April 05, 2016, 01:38:16 PM

Hah. I had a friend take orders for fake Rolexes when he went on a business trip to Taiwan. He had over 20 people order one. I didn't want one. He didn't collect any money up front. Customs caught him when he returned and confiscated the watches. None of his "friends" who ordered a watch would pony up the $25.00 he paid for each watch so he stood the entire loss. Some friends!!

My mom went to Prague a while back, and the fake rolex she brought me cost $4. Of course, you get what you pay for, and the hands don't quite line up right:

BobR · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2016, 05:08:21 PM »

I have a pretty decent Lolex I bought in Thailand, someday I will get around to fixing the band and use it as my hunting watch :)

bob

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