Author Topic: Today is my lucky day!  (Read 897 times)

Hawkmoon

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Today is my lucky day!
« on: April 05, 2016, 06:51:00 PM »
I'm going to get a million dollars! And it must be true, because the Secretary General of the United Nations was a participant in the meeting that authorized it. That means it must be legitimate, right?

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INTERNATIONAL FUNDS AUDIT UNIT
UNITED NATIONS LIAISON OFFICE NEW-YORK, USA
870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017
OUR REF: US/NF/UN/XX2016

                          FUND US1.5MILLION APPROVED BY UNITED NATIONS

Attn Beneficiary,

We write to inform you that Series of meetings have been held over the
past 2weeks with the Secretary General of the United Nations
Organization, International Community Board and U.S.Department of
State and Africa Union Organization this ended last week. During the
meeting, this organization discovered that you have not received your
funds due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the
fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who
have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your
fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary
delay in the receipt of your fund.

The International Community Board Committee enhanced by the United
Nations/ U.S.Department of State and Africa Union Organization have
successfully passed a payment mandate release order to the Bank  to
clear all over due Contract funds, Lottery winnings and Inheritance
funds owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have
been found not to have receive their funds. Note that your payment
file submitted to the Bank  in question is 1.5Million U.S Dollars.

In order to know you are ready to receive your approved fund, you are
strictly advice to furnish us with the below information for us to
cross check in our payment file if is correct, and after all
verifications, we will then direct you on how to contact the Bank for
your fund payment to you.

1. Your Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Home/Cell Phone:
4. Age and Marital Status:
5. Occupation:
6. Any Identification like Int'l Passport/Driver License:

We expecting your urgent response to this email to enable us monitor
this payment effectively.

Yours faithfully

Mrs.Theresa Lewis

Assistance Secretary United Nation

I shouldn't be concerned that Mrs. Lewis's e-mail return address is qw5@somol.es.cx, should I? CX is probably some domain that belongs to the United Nations. They have a major office on Christmas Island, don't they?
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Re: Today is my lucky day!
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2016, 07:35:16 PM »
Only $1 million? I had a call about $2.9 million. Still waiting for it to be deposited... into the mail with small non-sequential bills.

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Re: Today is my lucky day!
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2016, 10:11:54 PM »
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I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: Today is my lucky day!
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2016, 11:15:30 PM »
Well it did come from the Assistance Secretary, and if any one knows how to give money away it should be her. Maybe she learned in Chicago.


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Re: Today is my lucky day!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2016, 07:44:57 AM »
Nigerian princes have more legitimacy than anything coming out of the UN.
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

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