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Moar Nigerian
« on: May 27, 2016, 05:38:45 PM »
JAMES B COMEY <unitedstate_fbi_office@tochka.net>

JAMES B. COMEY, JR
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in conjunction with other
relevant Investigation Agencies here in the State have been informed
through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you have an
on-going transaction with the Bank in African as regard to your over-due
contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favour. It might interest
you to know that we have taken time in screening through this project as
stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that
your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of
which you have the lawful right to claim without any further delay. We will
further advise that you go ahead and deal with the wood forest national
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their correspondence with you.

In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the
Executive director of Wood Forest National Bank, along with some of the top
officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us to
understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you
personally apply for the claim. They also told us that the only problem
they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this
project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by
impersonating.We were also made to understand that a lady with name of Mrs
. Joan C. Bailey from CANADA has already contacted them and also presented
to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to
have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract
fund valued at about US $ 8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states
dollars).

More so, we were advised to warn our dear citizens who must have been
informed of their contract payment from Bank of African, to be very careful
prior to the on-going internet irregularities, so that they would not fall
victim of ugly circumstances. In case they are already dealing with anybody
or office from the Bank of African are strictly advised to STOP further
communication with them in their best interest and thereby contact the real
Wood Forest National Bank via the below information:

NAME: MR. Timothy Hicks
OFFICE ADDRESS: Wood Forest National Bank Ohio
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, OHIO
Email: Woodforest.National@yandex.com
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Re: Moar Nigerian
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2016, 07:12:40 PM »
Dear Mr. Comey,

You can keep the $8 million bucks as a reward for arresting Hillary....
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Moar Nigerian
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2016, 10:44:12 PM »
You'd better jump right on that fistful, before that Bailey lady from Canada scams you out of your $8,000,000.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Moar Nigerian
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2016, 11:24:10 PM »
Dear Mr. Comey,

You can keep the $8 million bucks as a reward for arresting Hillary....

I'll kick in a C-note to boost that reward a bit.

Come on, folks, give till it doesn't hurt.
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.