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Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« on: June 03, 2016, 07:16:10 PM »
http://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-Pussy-Snorkel/dp/B001D26Q16?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0&tag=jezebelamzn-20&ascsubtag=740f7c895cbdfe52e759f0e95c1c59250f1641bf&rawdata=%5Bt%7Clink%5Bp%7C1780257779%5Ba%7CB001D26Q16%5Bau%7C5800404872855917284%5Bb%7Cjezebel

Proper oxygenation during exertion is important.
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2016, 08:02:29 PM »
The top customer review is  :rofl:
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2016, 08:11:36 PM »
Customers who viewed this also viewed:

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Ummm, guys that's not what you think it is and anyone you attempt to use it on is not going to be happy with you.....
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2016, 09:56:35 PM »
Now I need to go delete that out of amazon browsing history.   =)
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2016, 10:19:54 PM »
I was hoping for a case of Bud Light strawberry-ritas.
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2016, 12:50:17 PM »
So should have clicked that link in an private tab.
I can't wait to see the amazon suggested products now.
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2016, 01:18:40 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on June 03, 2016, 07:16:10 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-Pussy-Snorkel/dp/B001D26Q16?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0&tag=jezebelamzn-20&ascsubtag=740f7c895cbdfe52e759f0e95c1c59250f1641bf&rawdata=%5Bt%7Clink%5Bp%7C1780257779%5Ba%7CB001D26Q16%5Bau%7C5800404872855917284%5Bb%7Cjezebel

Proper oxygenation during exertion is important.

The model is a woman, so maybe the product is for women to use on men. >:D =D
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2016, 02:51:54 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on June 05, 2016, 01:18:40 PM
The model is a woman, so maybe the product is for women to use on men. >:D =D

Then their men are either short or these ladies have no gag reflex if they need that device...
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2016, 02:54:04 PM »
Or they really need to take a bath?
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2016, 02:58:10 PM »
I was going for duration.
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2016, 04:37:46 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on June 03, 2016, 08:11:36 PM
Customers who viewed this also viewed:

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Ummm, guys that's not what you think it is and anyone you attempt to use it on is not going to be happy with you.....

But it does work well for its intended purpose
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2016, 06:33:41 PM »
Quote from: birdman on June 05, 2016, 04:37:46 PM
But it does work well for its intended purpose

I'm rather confused about the varied customers also viewed list:
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http://www.amazon.com/Hunters-Specialties-Butt-Game-Dressing/dp/B002ECKYSA/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_2/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=31yJE1J44eL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-II-Ornament-Hallmark/dp/B010KFYL36/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_3/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=41-N9atoOpL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0

http://www.amazon.com/Say-It-With-Condom-Poundtown/dp/B00R55VOU8/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_4/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=51%2B3%2BB5bAcL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0

http://www.amazon.com/Petchup-Nutritional-Condiment-Muttstard-Mutt-n-aise/dp/B01C6A54LQ/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_5/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=51SIbofnSSL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0

http://www.amazon.com/Screaming-Snorkel-Vibrating-Muff-Dive/dp/B00USV6KI2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_6/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=5134uIs8UEL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0

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Re: Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2016, 10:00:28 PM »
Quote from: freakazoid on June 05, 2016, 06:33:41 PM
I'm rather confused about the varied customers also viewed list:
http://www.amazon.com/Snorkel-Vibrating-Muff-Dive-Gear/dp/B00UK6MNM2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_1/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=51VKrYEbE2L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
http://www.amazon.com/Hunters-Specialties-Butt-Game-Dressing/dp/B002ECKYSA/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_2/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=31yJE1J44eL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-II-Ornament-Hallmark/dp/B010KFYL36/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_3/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=41-N9atoOpL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
http://www.amazon.com/Say-It-With-Condom-Poundtown/dp/B00R55VOU8/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_4/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=51%2B3%2BB5bAcL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
http://www.amazon.com/Petchup-Nutritional-Condiment-Muttstard-Mutt-n-aise/dp/B01C6A54LQ/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_5/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=51SIbofnSSL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
http://www.amazon.com/Screaming-Snorkel-Vibrating-Muff-Dive/dp/B00USV6KI2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_6/186-1684670-4758419?ie=UTF8&dpID=5134uIs8UEL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
http://www.amazon.com/UFO-Detector-magnetometer-interfaced-microcontroller/dp/B000FVUKKO/ref=pd_sim_sbs_121_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=413xdZdfwlL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR103%2C160_&refRID=1WVFYB7Q0A40EBSRP9E0
...and I ain't clicking on any of them!
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Re: Men: immediately buy this for the women in your life
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