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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2006, 02:41:27 PM »
To paraphrase Gimli the Dwarf:

"I saw Irwin's bane!"
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2006, 04:00:35 PM »
Where can I get a Kalishnakitty shirt?

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Here's Mtbkr's future son in law:
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2006, 05:03:14 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 12:37:31 PM
Quote from: grampster on December 13, 2006, 12:00:39 PM
Mtnbkr,
You need to get her a Kalishnakitty T shirt.
Damn fine idea.  Do they come in toddler sizes?  Seriously.  Got a link?

Chris
Take the image over to cafe press and have them do one up for you.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2006, 05:26:56 PM »
I'm gonna make one. Cheesy

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2006, 05:37:48 PM »
Quote from: mtnbkr on December 13, 2006, 04:26:56 PM
I'm gonna make one. Cheesy

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I just ordered one!
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2006, 05:47:12 PM »
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He'll have to battle with Max and Nathan for that honor. 

BTW, according to Abby, "Max is a hottie".  Yes, she really said that.  I have no clue about his hand to hand or small arms skills though.

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2006, 06:37:56 PM »
Mine is ages ahead on that hand to hand stuff
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2006, 08:40:27 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on December 13, 2006, 05:37:56 PM
Mine is ages ahead on that hand to hand stuff


I dunno, his opponent looks like kind of a sissy...  cheesy
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2006, 09:41:27 PM »
>I dunno, his opponent looks like kind of a sissy...<

$20 on any one of these kids taking the illustrious Carebear... Cheesy
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2006, 10:11:54 PM »
Just what I need, more carpet monkeys blowing my rep.  grin
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2006, 02:42:00 AM »
What you need to do is dress her up in the Kalashnikitty tee shirt and then wheel her around the local yuppie mart. My wife forgot she was wearing hers one day, went to the market and took a while to figure out why everybody was staring, pointing and whispering.  She was even MORE mortified when she DID figure it out. laugh
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2006, 02:56:57 AM »
Well, at least we know what to get Mike for Christmas . . .

http://store.titleboxing.com/gpp.html


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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2006, 03:21:30 AM »
Quote from: 280plus on December 14, 2006, 01:42:00 AM
What you need to do is dress her up in the Kalashnikitty tee shirt and then wheel her around the local yuppie mart.

We live in Northern Virginia.

EVERY mart is the local yuppie mart.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2006, 03:36:40 AM »
LOL...even better!  cheesy
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2006, 03:42:34 AM »
Oh I have no shame, I'll take her anywhere in a shirt like that.....


FYI, that's a video...funny to watch.
The skinny one is my brother....don't let his looks and hippy-smell fool you, he's no sissy.....high-school wrestler, amateur fighter, and he's injured himself more than anyone his age ever should.
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2006, 04:54:23 AM »
Quote from: Preacherman on December 14, 2006, 01:56:57 AM
Well, at least we know what to get Mike for Christmas . . .

http://store.titleboxing.com/gpp.html


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Could you send that same hour delivery, please?

I'm having dinner with them this evening.

I'm hoping, though, to bribe my way towards a clean bill of health this evening.

I got my little buddy this for Christmas:



She's a bit of a nut for Dora stuff right now, it would seem.


Please, God, let my offering be received favorably...
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2006, 09:15:02 AM »
You see "cute little wand".

She sees "bludgeon".

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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2006, 09:43:07 AM »
Quote from: carebear on December 14, 2006, 08:15:02 AM
You see "cute little wand".

She sees "bludgeon".

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Yeah, I thought of that...
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2006, 11:47:52 AM »
Make that POINTY bludgeon...  laugh
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Re: Behold Irwin's nemesis
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2006, 05:05:28 AM »
That pointy little bludgeon has some WEIGHT behind it!

I was quite surprised at how heavy it was.

I didn't get beaten too badly last night, so I guess my offering was received favorably.

Mostly I got walked on and used as a big puffy chair.
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