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Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« on: May 09, 2017, 06:12:58 PM »
Dear patient:

Thank you for coming by my office without an appointment to file a complaint about me firing you from the clinic.  Perhaps you thought wearing a low-cut top to show off your supple 26 year old breasts would sway me from my decision.  I do not like it when you call my reception staff at the clinic a 'f***ing b**ch', 'God*mn wh*re', and 'I am going to cut you if you step from behind that desk'.  As I pointed out in my letter, this is why I am firing you. Technically, by coming to my office, you violated the no trespass order that I wrote out for you, but I will let that go.  Thanks for the mammaries, and I hope you find a nice new clinic somewhere else.
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Snohomish County, WA  USA


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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2017, 06:24:26 PM »
While I'm sure that in this case the patient has no cause for her behavior, every time I read about your trials with these people I wonder how it is that the art of outrage has so declined.

I learned from my mother, who is a master of outrage. Though she rarely indulges (and only when really provoked) it is a sight to behold. When a somewhat round woman, 5'3 on a good day, can transform into a majestic goddess of wrath and disapproval, people cower and concede wrong doing. Yet she does this without using one cuss word, with perfect grammar and exceedingly precise language.
It is a beautiful thing... Well, unless you are the target, then it sucks ass.
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2017, 07:40:31 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on May 09, 2017, 06:24:26 PM
Though she rarely indulges (and only when really provoked) it is a sight to behold. When a somewhat round woman, 5'3 on a good day, can transform into a majestic goddess of wrath and disapproval, people cower and concede wrong doing.

Sort of like Pasquale's guardian angel?

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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2017, 08:59:08 PM »
I love your clinic stories, MillCreek.

They're ever so very heartwarming...
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 10:57:32 AM »

Good guy MillCreek. I'm quite sure your staff appreciate you. Lot of folks take the "customer is never wrong" thing way too far and let customers abuse the hell out of the staff.
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2017, 12:57:11 PM »
This is one of those things video cameras and youtube were invented for.
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2017, 01:26:29 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on May 10, 2017, 12:57:11 PM
This is one of those things video cameras and youtube were invented for.

^^^^^^^THIS.  Because, this thread is worthless without pictures...
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2017, 01:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on May 10, 2017, 01:26:29 PM
^^^^^^^THIS.  Because, this thread is worthless without pictures...

HIPPA, I imagine. Though there should be a clear exemption for this setting.
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2017, 03:56:07 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on May 09, 2017, 06:12:58 PM
'I am going to cut you if you step from behind that desk'.

Sounds like your reception staff needs some combat training.  Give her a real reason to be hanging out at medical facilities for the next 6-8 weeks.
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2017, 03:58:57 PM »
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Re: Dear patient: nobody likes a pottymouth
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2017, 06:36:49 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on May 10, 2017, 01:36:10 PM
HIPPA, I imagine. Though there should be a clear exemption for this setting.

Coming to complain about being a former patient wouldn't be covered under HIPPA.   Trespass laws maybe, but not HIPPA...
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