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Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« on: August 23, 2017, 10:07:46 PM »
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/torso-found-in-copenhagen-waters-is-missing-journalist-from-submarine-danish-police-say/ar-AAqzgvj?OCID=ansmsnnews11

He claimed she died accidentally, and he had to bury her at sea. Then this happened.

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Police on Wednesday identified a headless female torso washed ashore in Copenhagen as that of Swedish reporter Kim Wall, who they believe was killed by a Danish inventor on board his home-made submarine.

Wall, who was researching a story on inventor Peter Madsen, went missing after he took her out to sea in his 17-metre (56-foot) submarine on Aug. 10. He denies killing her, saying she died in an accident.

Announcing the results of tests on the torso, discovered by a passing cyclist on Monday, police spokesman Jens Moller said it had suffered damage suggesting "an attempt to make sure air and gas inside should leave the body so that it would not rise from the seabed." He added: "There was also some metal attached to the body, allegedly also to make sure the body would sink to the bottom."
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The arms, legs and head had been sawn from the body.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2017, 10:45:03 PM »
Man that takes me back to the time I accidently immolated a bunch of people on my Zeppelin.

But really, who among us hasn't had the bad luck to kill someone on some sort of unlikely conveyance?
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2017, 11:04:07 PM »
I read that he first claimed she got off on one of the islands off Denmark, then he went to the unspecified death that required burial at sea story, and is now still claiming innocence after the torso find.

What I don't get is if he scuttled the sub to throw off the authorities (I still don't know why he did that), why didn't he just say she drowned or something while they were abandoning ship? Obviously the corpse would negate that, but he apparently thought he did a good job getting rid of it.

I'm also wondering if he planned this murder or if it was a spur of the moment act of passion for not getting an offshore BJ or something. As bad as his alibis are, I'm going with this being a spur of the moment thing.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2017, 11:16:22 PM »
He seems kinda dumb, even if he did build a submarine.
He will have lots of time to work on his next submersible plans but probably not much access to building materials or tools for awhile.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2017, 11:53:23 PM »
I don't think he was a mad scientist. I didn't see anything about a control reporter and submarine. What hypothesis was he testing?
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2017, 12:22:08 PM »
I don't think he was a mad scientist. I didn't see anything about a control reporter and submarine. What hypothesis was he testing?

Yes. He's more like a mad engineer.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2017, 01:20:25 PM »
He identifies as a scientist, you monsters! He IDENT-I-FIES!!
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2017, 04:56:00 PM »
He identifies as a scientist, you monsters! He IDENT-I-FIES!!

How dare you, he needs his safe space (inside is sub) NOW.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2017, 05:03:17 PM »
Yes. He's more like a mad engineer.

Had to look that one up:


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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2017, 05:10:22 PM »
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2017, 09:18:52 PM »
His latest story is, "The hatch fell on her, and as I tried to pull her up, her clothes came off."

He didn't go on to explain why that then required dismembering her, though he did talk a little bit about his kinky side.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/09/05/kim-wall-died-after-being-hit-on-head-by-home-built-subs-hatch-inventor-says.html
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2017, 09:28:01 PM »
Any story he tells now is das moot. There's no way he doesn't get a special insiders' tour of his country's correctional system.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2017, 09:32:08 PM »
Well, something's sure rotten in the coastal waters of Denmark.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2017, 09:57:21 PM »
Do you mean that littorally? 
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2017, 10:15:32 PM »
The pressure must've been too much.

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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2017, 10:16:07 PM »
Do you mean that littorally? 

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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2017, 10:47:44 PM »
Do you mean that littorally? 


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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2017, 10:52:50 PM »
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2017, 10:10:22 AM »
I’m surprised no one is talking about getting a cheap APS sub. I’m guessing he won’t have much use for it anymore.

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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2017, 09:47:20 AM »
Now he admits to dismembering her, and says she died from CO while he was outside the sub.

http://www.dailywire.com/news/22938/gruesome-famed-danish-inventor-admits-dismembering-hank-berrien

They think he stabbed her several times, in her private parts. Maybe that was also an accident.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2017, 10:12:53 AM »
^^^^So, I am guessing she did not want to have sex with him, and this was his revenge.
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Re: Mad scientist accidentally dismembers and hides reporter
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2017, 10:51:27 AM »
"Now he admits to dismembering her, and says she died from CO while he was outside the sub. "

Yeah, that rings true...

Not.

An autopsy would be able to determine that fairly conclusively, though, given how tightly carbon monoxide bonds to the body. It stays there for a long time after death, as well.
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