Suicde by chainsaw?

[Fly320s]

Mark that one off the list.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/02/man-attacks-kills-himself-with-chainsaw-after-attacking-his-wife-with-ax-police-say.html

[K Frame]

My "neck" of the woods...

Supposedly he nearly cut his head off with the saw.

[Ben]

Did we discuss another one of these here a long ways back, or am I thinking of a crappy B movie?

Suicide by chainsaw is pretty much near the bottom of my list for ways to go.

[Perd Hapley]

Predictable.

...the evidence is overwhelming that a gun chainsaw in the home increases the likelihood not only that a household member will be shot chainsawn accidentally, but also that someone in the home will die in a suicide or homicide.

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-0804-hemenway-defensive-gun-home-20150730-story.html

[Hawkmoon]

When chainsaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have chainsaws.

[Angel Eyes]

We need mandatory waiting periods,  registration, and background checks on chainsaws.

Ban all military-style assault chainsaws.

No one needs a chainsaw anyway.  Just get one of these:

[HeroHog]

What about the evil concealed saws like on my Leatherman Blast? (that little sucker is SHARP!)

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[Unisaw]

I heard about one guy who committed suicide by throwing himself into his band saw.  Don’t google it if you have a weak stomach.

[T.O.M.]

My father was a school principal.  He had a student who went home after school one day, heard the chainsaw, and ran to the shed to help his dad cut wood.  Dad had committees suicide with the chain saw.  My father said that kid was seriously FUBAR after that...