R.I.P. Scout26, R.I.P. Doggy Daddy
Got an Hy-Vee where you're at? Buy a whole Hormel Cure 81 ham (which is about $25) and you get a 12-14lb frozen turkey for free.
When ya can grab the turkey leg bone and give it a twist and it pops free of the meat and cartilage, it's done.
What if it screams out in pain?Chris
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.